FAIL FRIDAY: Failure and Frustration
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

An alumni taking out 10 years worth of sexual frustration and failed business ventures on the pledges during homecoming weekend. TFM.
–Illinois

That’s what it’s all about. Taking the your failures and frustrations out on pledges.

Pissing your bed to stay warm in the winter. TFM.
–Michigan

You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to survive those Michigan winters.

A ginger baby threw food at me, I threw it back. TFTC.
–Kansas

You can’t let a ginger baby push you around.

A pledge trying to kill another pledge with a screwdriver. TFM.
–Texas

I think your pledge program might need some tweaking.

Using my butt cheeks as hot dogs buns and letting a girl eat a hot dog out of my ass. TFTC.
-Michigan

Lukewarm hotdog served in an all-natural bun.

Teaching your 9-year-old daughter to drive so she can be your DD. TFM.
–Illinois

Extreme alcoholic deadbeat dad move.

So used to taking beer shits that it feels like ass rape otherwise. TFM.
–Texas

God help you.

This dick ain’t going to shake itself pledges. TFM.
–Virginia

Remember, if they shake it more than twice, they’re playing with it.

Tailgating at hometown high school football games on fall break to stay on top of your game. TFM.
–California

You’re probably going to get arrested and shamed by local police for being a loser.

You know you’ve taught your little brother well when he uses the moves you taught him in bed. TFM.
–Alabama

Admit it. This attempt at a TFM didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to.


You know “that guy” who is always trying to make the Speedo frat? I hope this puts a stop to that.


While you’re there grab some psych meds for whatever dementia possessed you to wear those pants.


It’s the effort that counts.


Sweater vest over the polo but under the apron. FaF.


Star Wars convention frat.

I think this might be a statement about alcohol being a gateway drug:

    6. chillinois

      Likely for a “bright ‘n tight” themed exchange. Props to him for raging on an ankle-breaking level and making a good joke out of it.

      13 years ago at 9:24 pm
    5. DoubleBlackDiamond

      Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano? I believe you’re thinking of a little place called Asssspennn.

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
    2. MightBePike

      No, he’s right. There is a video of a daughter having to drive her dad home.

      13 years ago at 4:18 pm
    3. JerryBrones

      Allegedly she told the officer, “I was driving good, why’d you stop me.” Truly TFTC.

      13 years ago at 4:52 pm
  5. IHSFrat1855

    Minus the heroin and cargo shorts, I have deffinately had nights just like that.

    13 years ago at 4:13 pm
      1. CaptJackFrattow

        Use the reply button next time, bro. It’s the cool thing to do these days.

        13 years ago at 4:19 pm
    2. Year Around Frat

      Just tested it two hours after everybody else and it looks like the intern punked us. Didn’t know he was ashton kutcher.

      13 years ago at 7:33 pm
  6. Fratchelor Pad

    “So used to taking beer shits that it feels like ass rape otherwise. TFM” eh i’m not gonna lie i laughed. Definitely better then “Getting blow delieverd to my dock.TFM” and all the other yayo related posts. Lots of us do it…no need to talk about it.

    13 years ago at 4:16 pm
    3. booze haze slam

      well if so thats a fucking let down. i know we have twinks in every fraternity but it fucking sucks when you hear its your fraternity.

      13 years ago at 4:55 pm
    6. whales and sails

      Thats Jacob Marsh the “pitcher” pretty sure he is in high school but good try on acting like you know him.

      13 years ago at 11:52 pm
  9. frattywood

    Typical California. Being a fratter from the Midwest, I know I don’t have as much room to talk, but that entire state is full of shameful GDIs – including many of the ones who parade themselves around as Greeks.

    13 years ago at 4:27 pm