Dick’s Picks Week 11

    1. booze haze slam

      well since TFM refuses to post my joke……you call a older woman who goes after younger guys a cougar. So what do you call a older man who goes after younger boys? A nitty lion.

      14 years ago at 6:08 pm
  1. Fratalini

    In the last 4 seasons the home team in the Oregon/Standford game has lost. its tough taking stanford to cover

    14 years ago at 3:20 pm
    1. Old Dirt Hill

      Check your stats sport, Oregon beat Stanford at home last year and lost two years ago against Stanford on the road. I was at both games, and google agrees with me.

      14 years ago at 4:18 pm
  2. Makers Marksman

    The Longhorns are going to slaughter Mizzou after the shit talking Sheldon Richardson did against the entirety of Texas. And Penn State is royally screwed; Paterno is done and Nebraska is going to run over their defense vicariously for the entire country.

    14 years ago at 3:27 pm
    1. Mighty Bro Young

      You’re an idiot. UGA is going to make damn sure they secure the East and Auburn doesn’t stand a chance.

      14 years ago at 5:17 pm
    2. BROwnOutOfProportion

      Georgia’s going to win, but I don’t think they’ll beat the spread. We’ve been really shaky on offense this year.

      14 years ago at 9:55 am
    3. The Piker

      That we beat you, are undefeated within the division, and that the difference in our schedules is that you played Mississippi and we played Arkansas? Yeah. Its all good though. Even if you guys win, I’m still proud of our team this year. After we go 3-0 the rest of the season, our record will be 10-2, 5 wins coming without the best running back in the conference, 6 without our only good offensive lineman, and all of them without good qb play. It really shows how much our defense has come through after a rough start. Besides, neither of us will beat LSU, if anything, its saving us another loss before our bowl game. I would just like to see another banner, since we are clearly the best team in the division. You guys barely beat a team we held to 75 yards, and you gave up 28 points to them. You couldn’t beat us at home, and your fans made a thousand excuses why. Its okay if you guys win the division, I just wish we got to control our own destiny this weekend. It sucks to have to rely on another team losing. But I guess you would know that already, having been cheering against us all season.

      14 years ago at 1:36 pm
    4. Irrfrational

      Did you forget you almost lost East Carolina, us, and Miss St? You also lost to you Auburn, who we will be covering the large spread against. Not to mention the upcoming loss to UF. SC was one of the most overrated teams, and frankly the only reason you beat us was because of two dumb mistakes and a fake punt. We deserve the East and we will take it easily.

      14 years ago at 3:31 pm
    5. The Piker

      By almost lost, you mean outscored them by 36 once Garcia got put in? We scored more points than you, do you really think your own team is that bad that you needed to bring that up? We played at MSU, not at home, and we would have won by 4, and only gave up 10 points to them on their own field. We also only scored 5 less than LSU did against them on the same field. Did you forget you almost lost to Vanderbilt? That you almost lost to Florida? Face it, we are better than you. Beating you in Athens is a testament to that. You had an easier schedule, by virtue of not getting your secondary destroyed by Wilson. Thats all. Enjoy your divisional title that saw you avoid the top 3 teams in the SEC. Enjoy your buttraping by LSU.

      14 years ago at 4:00 pm
    6. Success

      Irrfrational, while UGA may beat us (we have no goddamn secondary), they will not beat us by 14. That’s a pipe dream. Let’s be real here, UGA hasn’t beaten anyone that good yet. AU beat at least one good team, the one that beat UGA.

      14 years ago at 4:04 pm
    7. Irrfrational

      Like I said, your win was a fluke in Athens. I’m not saying you’re a bad team, just been overrated all season. The East is a joke compared to the west and we just need to face that. But when it comes down to what matters, UGA is in first and USC is in second. Just a side note, you cannot honestly try and justify your win against Miss St. You were trailing all game and they blew so many opportunities. Also, you beat them by 2 and LSU beat them by 13 and we beat them by 14…

      14 years ago at 5:38 pm
    8. The Piker

      We ran into our own endzone, giving them a safety. You needed to knock down a pass on the last play of the game to beat Vandy. MSU>Vandy.. We also blew quite a few opportunities against MSU, and we made a key drive when it mattered most. Against UGA, our defensive line wrecked your QB, and won the game for us. Its not our fault you have butterfingers for a QB, and a guard who lets a freshman jump over him all game. Literally, over him, he just fell and Clowney jumped him. Also, you let a DE/DT run for 68 yards. Not our fault Boykin is a pussy. You lost to us, on your home field. You are not better, or you would have beaten us. You let Lattimore trash you again, you let our D-line beat up your O-line, and you have a running back who can’t hold onto a ball. We are the better team. 45-42.

      14 years ago at 5:42 pm
    9. Irrfrational

      Did you really just say MSU is better than Vandy? You realize Vandy nearly took the team that gave you the shaft into overtime? Learn your facts before you talk. And who gives a fuck if Clowney is a freshman? He is a monster and can’t be stopped by anyone. I couldn’t care less that you beat us, we’re winning the division and that is all that matters in my book.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    10. The Piker

      Well, you take your 4-1 division mark, we’ll take our 5-0 division mark. We are the better team, we beat you, our players are better than yours. Next year, more of the same. It will be a good ole ass kicking at Williams Brice. I am well aware that Arkansas had two bad weeks, but they came out victorious. At least Arkansas is good. You guys haven’t beaten anyone worth talking about, and neither have we. Our best win is over you. Your least bad win is over Florida. But, we beat you. We are better.

      14 years ago at 8:25 pm
    11. Mighty Bro Young

      Piker with every word I read from you I just want to beat the shit out of you even more. Get off this site.

      14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    12. The Piker

      Oh look, its the Compton kid that had his girlfriend, sister, husband, etc, raped. UGA is not as good as USC. 17-6, 45-42. 360 yards, 3 TDs by LATTIMORE. Hows that big ole black dick taste?

      14 years ago at 10:06 pm
    13. Mighty Bro Young

      Oh my god hahahaha Piker you are the goofiest looking motherfucker I have ever seen. I can’t believe you got a bid anywhere. Actually I can, its Pike. Have you ever kissed a girl?

      14 years ago at 10:11 pm
    14. Mighty Bro Young

      Well you made a wise choice on picking that for your picture. Sorry I don’t live for this site to know who that goofy fuck is. You and AllanBitch are going to be very happy together.

      14 years ago at 11:29 pm
    15. Irrfrational

      Restating the fact that we both blow compared to the west, it’s a useless debate. We will beat Auburn this weekend and that will be the end of it. Frat on gentleman. And yes, Allanbro, we know Alabama is better.

      14 years ago at 7:01 am
    16. Success

      I’m truly confused Irrfrational, I don’t know where this superiority is coming from. Whether you like it or not, SC did in fact beat UGA. You can’t argue that. You also can’t argue that UGA hasn’t beaten anyone worth a damn. UGA may damn well beat us this week but that’s not saying much as AU is a bunch of kids right now. And are you really saying Vandy is better than MSU? Really?

      14 years ago at 1:33 pm
    17. Irrfrational

      They barely lost to UF, Arkansas, and UGA. MSU played overrated Carolina competitively and that is all they have done. So yes, they are easily better. And like I said three fucking times, UGA is NOT good, but we are better than USC and Auburn. I’m not trying to act like we deserve anything, but we’re winning the east and beating Auburn this week. And referencing the “kids” comment, UGA has a true freshman running back, sophomore quarterback, and an extremely young line. We’ll be truly “superior” in 2 years.

      14 years ago at 1:45 pm
    18. Success

      May have been wrong on that one. Of course I didn’t know we were having Auburn HS play for us.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    19. Irrfrational

      With all due respect, you may go fuck yourself Piker. And success, we almost covered the spread three times. This whole debate is now over.

      14 years ago at 7:05 am
    20. Success

      Irrfrational, if you bothered to look 2 posts up you’d see I agreed. AU was pitiful. Thanks for being classy though. Pretty much what I expected from a dawg. Looking forward to watching UGA get crushed in Atlanta. Oh and you lost to SC, so no, the debate isn’t over.

      14 years ago at 12:06 pm
    21. Irrfrational

      I’ve explained the loss to USC 4 times now on this single post. It is irrelevant. I didn’t say anything disrespectful to you, all I said was we covered the spread with flying colors. Which you predicted that we would not even come close to covering. And anyone that continuously calls out my school is not going to get respect from me, so yes, Piker can still go fuck himself. I will also have fun attending the SEC championship game while you bask in the glory of your scammed national championship.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    22. The Piker

      5-0 in the division. And the coaches poll still has us ranked ahead of you. By the way, you seem to like to use the transitive property to decide what team is better….So by that logic, SMU is better than you guys. Yes you won the division, but had you played any of the West’s good teams, you would not have. 45-42, 17-6, and we hung in with Arkansas for 3 quarters despite missing Lattimore, Nunn, a passing game, Ingram’s left ankle, Antonio Allen, and Shon Carson. 5-0 in the East, you are 4-1, and we beat you. So you won the division by default? Big deal. Enjoy your buttrape by LSU. I got to go to ATL last year, and watch my team get slaughtered. Trust me bro, you might not want to bother spending the $120 on a ticket, its not fun to watch your team get raped by a superior team.

      14 years ago at 12:44 pm
    23. Irrfrational

      Did you mean to say TCU? That is who beat Boise yesterday… Come on now, let’s not get confused in that rant. I will certainly pay $120 to support my fucking school. I’m not a poor. USC played their ONLY good game of the season at Sanford. You beat us, we won the division. All that matters. And it’s hard to argue with a 45-7 victory over a ranked opponent. I haven’t seen USC do that this year… oh wait, they haven’t beaten a team that was ranked at the time all season.

      14 years ago at 1:39 pm
    24. Success

      Wow, wanna dial it back? UGA has beaten what, one ranked opponent? And AU is weak this year (though we’ve beat more ranked teams). And don’t even try to shit on our national championship snowflake. We beat everyone. Guess we’ll have to wait to see if the NCAA clears us….oh wait, they already did. LSU will crush UGA, enjoy that game.

      14 years ago at 2:03 pm
    25. The Piker

      So beating you doesn’t count? I already said our best win was over you, and your least bad win was over UF, until yesterday, when your best win became Auburn,

      14 years ago at 2:25 pm
    26. Irrfrational

      Success, everyone knows Cam Newton would’ve ended up elsewhere if not for extreme booster bribery. It’s not a difficult thing to understand, and frankly there is no sense defending it. I remember watching Auburn play LSU last year, and Newton was the only reason you were able to win that. So yes, I don’t think you deserve the national championship. And if you’re going to call out UGA for not being classy, try and remember Auburn vs. UGA last year and the filthy play of Newton and Fairley. Never have I seen poorer sportsmanship than that game. As for you Piker, thank you for reiterating my point, our best win came yesterday and we absolutely destroyed them. That’s what you two were saying would not happen. Have fun living in the shit hole that is referred to as Columbia, and I’ll enjoy living in my genuine college town. Good day.

      14 years ago at 4:42 pm
    27. The Piker

      Been to Athens, its great, but I love Columbia. There is a reason I picked it over Charlottesville, Coral Gables, Clemson, and Gainesville. Didn’t apply to UGA, but I am certain I would have still chosen Carolina if I had.

      14 years ago at 12:12 am
  3. Haze Em

    Fucking Rudy’s. Need to go there for some hangover food. Some of the best BBQ. Fuck you Dick for making me hungry.

    14 years ago at 3:36 pm
    1. Texas Longhorns

      You couldn’t have said it any better. Rudy’s is the best BBQ I have every had.

      14 years ago at 3:52 pm
    2. WWW1858

      Iron Works is a lot better than Rudy’s and neither are far from the best in Texas. (The only state thats bbq matters.)

      14 years ago at 6:26 pm
    3. WWW1858

      The brisket is good and the beef ribs are good. We agree though there is far better bbq than in Austin. Blacks in Lockhart fucking great.

      14 years ago at 6:33 pm
    4. purple_and_red

      I passed through Alabama once and stopped at Dreamland.

      Best damn ribs and banana pudding I’ve ever had.

      14 years ago at 9:49 pm
    5. Swim in FRATatoriums

      Rudy’s is the best “fast BBQ”, but it doesn’t compare to Franklins, Salt Lick, or any of the Lockhart stores. For catering, office parties, or tailgates, though Rudy’s is a solid-ass option.

      14 years ago at 11:00 am
    6. Success

      Even as an AU alum, I have to admit Dreamland is awesome, but Archibald’s might be better

      14 years ago at 3:43 pm
  4. Lone_Star_Frat

    Is Rudy’s advertising with TFM, or is Dick Perry just a really big fan of Rudy’s BBQ, this makes two weeks in a row they have made an appearance.

    14 years ago at 3:36 pm
    1. UTSNU

      ^This. Worldwide? If you’ve never been to Whistler and have the balls to say Vail is the best, you need to go and reconsider. I love America, but no skiing in our country, or the world for that matter, has shit on Whistler/Blackcomb

      14 years ago at 12:29 am
    2. UTSNU

      And also, Vail is not the biggest. Vail has about 5200 skiable acres, while Whistler has just over 8100. Get your facts straight, DD Law.

      14 years ago at 12:31 am
    3. FratwallJackson

      If you can’t appreciate Vail, just go fuck yourself and stop trying so damn hard.

      14 years ago at 9:19 am
    4. DD Law

      I was arguing against Jackson hole, but yes Whistler/Blackcomb is bigger but rightfully so being two mountains. As an overall resort i would say Vail is the best admittedly i haven’t been to all the European resorts, but G’staad, Chamonix albeit are historically mystified with beautiful women in spandex, but the skiing variety yet again is not that of Vail. So yes, its not the absolute biggest (actually as a single mountain it is), but the resort itself and the intangibles in my opinion do make it the best. In the end i’ll agree to say skiing is awesome anywhere you go so long as its not a hippy town. Just refilled the addy prescription felt the need to rant.

      14 years ago at 9:42 am
    1. I can’t stand Dick and don’t usually watch it. I think he is a dumbass. I’m still waiting on his facebook link however.

      14 years ago at 3:52 pm
    2. cannonball

      Allen IS Dick’s retarded cousin from WV… poor guy was lucky to get out… I think you can donate to the state-run House for Gingers he lives in by clicking on the “about us” section of this website.

      14 years ago at 4:30 pm
    3. Cupid

      They deleted my comment that said something like Dick has “gap teeth.” I didn’t know people had feelings on this site.

      14 years ago at 6:08 pm