Marry the ass now, buy the tits later. TFM.

    1. AlcoholEnthusiast

      Yeah my names Joe Dirtè, I like to put the è on the end to make it sound classy.

      14 years ago at 2:17 am
  1. AlcoholEnthusiast

    Setting up a contract prior to buying the boobs so in the case of divorce (probably due to getting drunk and introducing her sister to your three most faithful disciples) so you can get those “personality improvements” removed, because there’s no way in hell your letting someone else enjoy the fruits of your labor. TFM.

    14 years ago at 2:15 am
    1. AlcoholEnthusiast

      ^ This guy gets it, but no I didn’t learn that from experience. Older brother’s divorce taught me that lesson. Pre-nups are a must for anyone with anything more than a double wide and a case of Milwaukee’s Best Ice.

      14 years ago at 1:23 pm
  2. frat hard or die gdi

    Settling for a girl with less than par tits. NF. Never having to choose between tits or ass because the slams around you have both. TFM.

    14 years ago at 3:13 am
    1. Cupid

      Hermain Cain, not only do you have shitty judgement but you’re also probably a virgin preschooler who wants to “frat hard” one day. If you don’t like southern belles raise your standards.

      14 years ago at 12:21 am
  3. Fratty the Broman

    Make sure it’s done right. Don’t pay for the inexpensive procedure in Thailand.

    13 years ago at 12:35 pm