Theme parties that rhyme and get girls to dress like sluts at the same time. TFM.

    1. PledgeBitch

      How about Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes, sirs?

      And you can lock me in the basement again with a Jigsaw puzzle afterwards,

      PledgeBitch

      14 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. Senator_frat1925

      Phi Lambda Chi. Nationally, we’re definitely a bottom tier fraternity. But I didn’t join because of our national prominence, I joined because it’s by far the best fraternity at my university.

      14 years ago at 12:54 pm
    2. TheCommodore

      ^With all do respect, I missed the part that warranted laps. Granted, 1925 is pretty NF, but you can’t just go around throwing laps at people so recklessly, that’s how the Holocaust started.

      14 years ago at 3:01 pm
    3. Constantine

      By the looks of the handful of chapters your club has, at schools no one has ever heard of, I’m sure it’s the “best fraternity” on your “campus.”

      14 years ago at 6:23 pm
  1. Lambda

    last time I checked, you didn’t need to have any sort of special event to get chicks from California to dress like sluts.

    14 years ago at 9:06 am