You hand in your resume, I fax in last quarter's portfolio performance. TFM.

  1. Go Frat Win

    Fax machines are so frat, bro. That dial-up tone is the sound of money being made.

    14 years ago at 11:12 pm
    1. fuck condoms

      I put a bunch of puts in for bac and made some money. Still have come out under overall though. Couple good trades can’t sort out the clusterfuck that is the market right now.

      14 years ago at 8:05 am
    2. Frattapalooza

      Buying Puts on a $6 stock that Buffett, the Fed and other Wall Street banks will certainly bail out is risky business… and they have not been cheap in several years.

      14 years ago at 11:31 am
  2. BBB IV

    You probably should have checked that portfolio’s 3rd quarter performance before you faxed it in. I take it you don’t read the news much

    14 years ago at 11:30 pm
    1. BBB IV

      I’ll take a lap for that, but I highly doubt anybody on this site is trading at that level

      14 years ago at 1:16 am
    2. Born Wearing Sperrys

      If somebody was trading at that level they would not need to be sending in a resume to a job. I don’t think Warren Buffett is going to be applying for a job anytime soon.

      14 years ago at 2:16 am
    3. Brovis Love III

      unless you’re trading with an institutional investor, you’re going to have a very difficult time shorting stocks in the traditional manner

      14 years ago at 2:59 pm
  3. JacksonWilliam

    I’m the person you fax last quarter’s portfolio performance to. TFM that bitch

    14 years ago at 12:20 am