When my piss turns clear, my memory does too. TFM.

  1. scbro91

    FIRST

    OBAMA 2012

    Centrist Obama>all idiot conservatives who believe trick down economics works and that gays are poisoning society and trying to turn other children gay.

    14 years ago at 11:33 pm
    1. John Quincy Fratams

      Apparently this Obama critter plays quite a bit of African tree hockey. He’s not very good from the sound of it, though.

      14 years ago at 12:57 am
    2. BeingTheFAFiest

      I am so drunk but I know tha t Obama still. Blows balls fuck him, vote for the GOP

      14 years ago at 2:32 am
    3. Peemore Butts

      I don’t give a fuck if you’re first as long as that geed bitch BrotherOmicron doesn’t get first

      14 years ago at 2:36 am
    4. Fratty Tissue

      You can tell who’s still in high school based on how they type like drunk girls when they drink…

      14 years ago at 3:50 am
      1. Keepin it Fratty

        Every time I see someone drunk type I cannot help myself but to think they are completely faking it and how pathetic they are.

        14 years ago at 5:36 am
      2. TauPhiDelta1897

        Exactly. Because even when you are, your iPhone will basically fix every fuck up unless it’s completely random letters. It makes you sound sober regardless.

        14 years ago at 12:07 pm
    5. BROnard Ramsey

      ^^^Another sign that they’re in high school; letting everyone know that they are “drunk assss fuick”.

      14 years ago at 8:06 am
    6. Irrfrational

      ^ All of these last few responses. And bronard, I’ve seen you “drunk” type on here…

      14 years ago at 9:48 am
    7. BROnard Ramsey

      ^And? Have I ever declared myself to be “drunk as fuck”? No, I haven’t. Want to know why? Because I’m not in a Sorority or in high school.

      14 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      You wan’t your dick sucked by a cactus? And Applebees sucks. Shitty food, shitty service. Chilis on the other hand is FaF.

      14 years ago at 4:08 am
    1. Tekeman

      On the contrary, your pee is supposed to be a light yellow to show that you have plenty of minerals in your body. Do take a lap.

      14 years ago at 1:29 pm
    2. you are a retard

      I know most of you guys will argue over just about anything. But, what color your pee should be? That is just taking it to a new level. Now I’m just waiting on someone to google it and post a link so they can show everyone else how smart and educated they are. Should we test the Ph levels too?

      14 years ago at 2:44 pm
  2. Fraton Rouge

    So you have clear memories when your black out drunk? do you know know what clear means?

    14 years ago at 7:18 pm