Being drunk enough to mistake the lid of my roommate's Macbook Pro for the lid of the toilet. TFM. Brotiusmaximus14 years ago
Cupid I’m still waiting on my “I can pack a can better than a hipster packs his bowl.” TFM. I’m getting tired of coming up with witty things. 14 years ago at 6:17 pm
I bet the intern smokes pot. Getting, ‘pissing like Captain Morgan drunk’. TFM I thought that was fairly decent. 14 years ago at 9:23 pm
smart as fuck Reminded me of Vietnam Tom “I’d slap the shit out you” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ 14 years ago at 9:26 pm
No.
14 years ago at 6:00 pmif my shit doesn’t get posted over this, I’m going to be pissed
14 years ago at 6:08 pmGetting pissed. TFM
14 years ago at 6:16 pmI’m still waiting on my “I can pack a can better than a hipster packs his bowl.” TFM. I’m getting tired of coming up with witty things.
14 years ago at 6:17 pmI wish I could get on the wall. I never fucking do.
14 years ago at 6:52 pm^Shutup Oprah
14 years ago at 7:13 pmI agree. She needs to shut up.
14 years ago at 7:31 pmYeah that bitch is loud.
14 years ago at 7:55 pmBlack people tend to be.
14 years ago at 8:11 pmI bet the intern smokes pot. Getting, ‘pissing like Captain Morgan drunk’. TFM I thought that was fairly decent.
14 years ago at 9:23 pm^^ Fact.
14 years ago at 12:33 pmBut, yesterday was Friday?
14 years ago at 6:08 pmHaving a room mate. NF
14 years ago at 6:09 pmYou must be a pretty fucking stupid drunk.
14 years ago at 6:16 pmIf I lived in Maryland, I’d be that drunk too.
14 years ago at 7:23 pmstainless steel toilet lids… TotalPrisonMove?
14 years ago at 7:49 pmyou’re just a fucking dick.
14 years ago at 8:13 pmI’d beat the shit out of you.
14 years ago at 8:16 pmReminded me of Vietnam Tom “I’d slap the shit out you”
14 years ago at 9:26 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ
I’d beat the shit out of you.
14 years ago at 9:25 pm