Quitting my internship after three weeks because Grandfather offered to let me use the family sailboat on the coast of Spain. TFM.

  1. RightCoastRager

    Sounds like you have a promising resume. I hear “lazy entitled bitch” pays well these days.

    14 years ago at 11:12 am
    1. FrattinheuserBusch

      I heard that 99% of people that have this resume have a job occupied on Wall Street.

      14 years ago at 4:34 pm
  2. TauKickinAssalon

    Aww, someone’s cool. Riding the family sailboat he didn’t earn one damn bit of. Start taking laps until you get to that boat lazyass, and while you’re at it join a real frat.

    14 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Too Frat For School

      The word “frat” can be used as a verb or adjective. You’re referring to it being used as a noun. You can’t say “my costas are so fraternity.”

      14 years ago at 12:24 pm
    2. Irrfrational

      Why are everyone’s shoes always unlaced? I usually leave them laced up after I take them off.

      14 years ago at 1:42 pm
    3. Bernanke is a Hebe

      Isn’t it ironic how a TKE just told someone to “join a real frat[ernity]”?

      14 years ago at 2:19 pm
    4. Frattery

      ^^^ Unless you’re always wearing running shoes (which makes you a geed), you need to put them on and lace them up.

      14 years ago at 3:47 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      ^^^Is there actually a secret TKE chapter at bama that nobody knows about, or do you just have a misleading username?

      14 years ago at 1:06 pm
    1. FrattinSince1855

      Sucks joining a bottom tier fraternity doesn’t it TKE. Take some laps and thank god you chose TKE over Pike.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    2. TauKickinAssalon

      Get over yourself you wanna-be top tier douchebag. Were not even close to pikesstatus

      14 years ago at 12:48 pm
    3. Jon M Fratsman

      The way I see it, “wanna-be”, “top tier”, and “douchebag” were all separate terms, so TKE just acknowledged Sigma Chi is top tier. Sucks to suck, doesn’t it bud?

      IHSV.

      14 years ago at 12:59 pm
  3. Breaux J Simpson

    fuck all of these terrorist 99 percent-ers. Sailboats are FaF. you all sound butthurt because your families are poor

    14 years ago at 12:11 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      we got a couple of yankees here. Are you on the crew and water polo team as well? Fuckin queers

      14 years ago at 12:15 pm
    2. FrattinWithClass

      ^ uhhh, I agree sailing is GaF, but born in sperry’s or whatever the fuck your name is you are a dumb fuck if you think there aren’t large sailboats in yacht clubs. Sounds like you’ve never set foot around a real YC.

      14 years ago at 12:24 pm
    3. Born Wearing Sperrys

      ^They are the few members that nobody wants, just like how your fraternity looks at you.

      14 years ago at 12:28 pm
    4. Breaux J Simpson

      Google “Sail yachts”, look at the first image, and continue to fuck your cousin DAB. If you weren’t such an inbred dumbass you would realize that I am obviously not a yankee.

      14 years ago at 12:50 pm
    5. Breaux J Simpson

      If there was possibly any doubt for anyone, Born wearing sperrys is a geed

      14 years ago at 3:44 pm
    6. Born Wearing Sperrys

      Way to suck your own dick Breaux. I really doubt you guys are in a yacht club at all. Just because there is a picture of a nice yacht sailboat on Forbes doesn’t mean that’s how most are. There are exceptions to everything, and if you were really in a yacht club you would know almost nobody has a yacht.

      14 years ago at 4:24 pm
    7. TauPhiDelta1897

      Sperrys, you’re obviously a dumbass who has absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Play in traffic.

      14 years ago at 7:31 pm
  4. Carl Spackler

    Reading between the lines, it sounds like you quit Blockbuster because grandpappy is letting you use the john-boat to troll around a pond to catch crappie.

    14 years ago at 12:26 pm