4. Success

      And Bama SUCKS. Please keep your ass in the kitchen where it belongs. That goes for you too DAB you inbred shit. And here’s a quick quote for you – “Anyone that doesn’t win their conference has no business playing in the national championship game.” -Nick Saban, 2003. Have a great day. War Damn.

      14 years ago at 12:26 pm
    10. Bear

      So at aubarn they teach you 13<2? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a genius on our hands.

      14 years ago at 1:21 pm
    11. Success

      No, I’m just well aware that bama does not have 13 recognized titles, that’s just bammer math….also known as wrong.

      14 years ago at 1:44 pm
    12. DavidAllanBro

      Success, do you want to suck my dick or something you fucking fa.ggot? Do us all a favor and lynch yourself on those shitty toomers trees.

      14 years ago at 3:16 pm
    13. Roll Toomers

      I really do love all of the constant hate from Bama fans. I guess it’s to be expected from an entire fan-base made up of Updyke’s. War Damn Eagle.

      14 years ago at 4:17 pm
    15. Roll Toomers

      Not even close to being joke, so let’s see if I can make this a little more clear… Your entire fan-base is made up of people like Harvey Updyke. The man who named his kids Crimson Tyde Updyke and Bear Bryant Updyke. The man who got so mad his beloved Crimson Tide lost to Auburn that he hopped in his car and drove to Auburn to destroy a land mark. If you want to say you wish your fan base was only people who actually attended the University of Alabama, then fine, I wish the same about Auburn. The difference is a huge chunk of your fan base did not attend your University, and are in fact just like Harvey Updyke. I wish it were a sick joke, but it’s not, it’s a fact.
      Also Bear Bryant wore a Plaid hat you idiots.

      14 years ago at 4:32 pm
    16. reaganbush84WDE

      If anyone has ever been to Auburn and Tuscaloosa, the better college would be obvious. War Mother Fucking EAgle

      14 years ago at 4:32 pm
    17. DavidAllanBro

      So you’re saying Auburn fans are only alumni and students? Fucking idiot. A bunch of fucking retards go around throwing toilet paper in those trees anyway, who gives a fuck about them. Also, Bear Bryant wore a houndstooth fedora, fucking moron.

      14 years ago at 4:36 pm
    21. Roll Toomers

      That Bear always was a tricky fucker… Who owns a houndstooth black and white hat AND a plaid one? Lap taken.

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    22. fratyard__vines

      Bear Bryant Bear Bryant Bear Byant!! Did you know Bear Bryant was the best Bear Bryant that ever Bear Bryanted? I hate Alabama fans that talk about him. 90% of students at bama have probably never seen film of a game coached by him. War Damn Eagle

      14 years ago at 5:54 pm
    23. DavidAllanBro

      I didn’t even bring him up, and all auburn fans do is masturbate to pictures of cam newton.

      14 years ago at 6:02 pm
    24. fratyard__vines

      And Alabama fans have their cousins jack them off to pictures of the Bear and use a houndstooth cum rag to clean it all up.

      14 years ago at 7:25 pm
    25. Year Around Frat

      I do love the hate. Also, the entire country is filled with fans who never went to their school. College football is a regional thing that doesn’t only have to apply to the students. Why can’t the guy who fixes the electricity in your house have the same passion towards your college team? There are very few fans like Updyke. If anything, all across the US the fanbases of major teams are all diverse. The stadiums of Ohio State, Oregon, Texas, Alabama, Florida, Virginia Tech, USC, Nebraska, and UCONN will have the similar make-ups. In fact every FBS team will have it too. There will be greeks and geeds, alumni and townies, students and drop outs, rich and poor etc. Gameday is the time to look at all your fellow fans and say (Whatever your team’s chant is) and say fuck you to the other team.

      14 years ago at 11:48 am
    26. Bush_Reagan2012

      We all know that if you go to Auburn you suck! No one gives a shit about the Tigers and why the hell are yall also a war eagle? Anyone who knows anything about college football history can agree that Alabama has one of the most decorated programs. People who go to Auburn are inbred fucks. Alabama might be a trailer trash shit state but when it comes to the difference between Alabama and Auburn we know that people will choose the TIDE! ROLL DAMN TIDE

      14 years ago at 1:16 pm
    27. fratyard__vines

      “Alabama fans love Alabama football. Auburn fans love Auburn University.” -Pat Dye.

      14 years ago at 3:11 pm
    28. BrooksFratters

      Alabama is a better school then auburn in everything, greek life, football, U.S. News and World Report ranking, campus, and the list goes on and on. Auburn’s campus literally looks like someone built a stadium and said let’s put trash around it. Boom, Auburn was founded.

      And to prove we have the better Greek Life, I refer you back to this picture and that y’all still have a TKE chapter.

      14 years ago at 5:48 pm
    29. BrooksFratters

      My bad that was supposed to say than Auburn. Damn, talking about them has got me talking like them.

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm
  6. futureleader14

    This shit wouldn’t work. All you’d have to do is hit the bottom cups, and the ones above would come crashing down.

    14 years ago at 1:28 am
  8. Projectile

    Saw some bottom-tier guys playing this horse shit variation the other day. Also, Auburn blows.

    14 years ago at 2:16 am
  10. Perry top sider

    I was browsing porn and saw a guy deepthroating a big black dick, I thought it was the gayest thing I’d ever seen until you posted this shit.

    14 years ago at 6:08 am
    3. southerncostas

      Spending more time raging, because you didn’t spend an hour on this. TFTC

      14 years ago at 3:32 pm