The only time I do the grocery shopping is when we need venison, duck, dove or fish. TFM.

  1. Dukie5440

    You can spin it however you’d like. You’re still going grocery shopping queer

    14 years ago at 1:22 pm
    1. Call me crazy but I have never seen venison at Kroger, Publix or the Pig. Perhaps he was insinuating he goes hunting for these things.

      14 years ago at 1:24 pm
    2. Dukie5440

      ^Two possible responses here.

      1. “Well played Sir”
      2. Autism is very serious and it does in fact affect members of the Greek Community

      14 years ago at 1:28 pm
    3. Pharaoh of Frats

      ^^That would be Down’s Syndrome. Maybe you should retake high school biology.

      14 years ago at 4:42 pm
    4. better_than_you

      On a different note, if one does have to shop, the pig is the place to do it.

      14 years ago at 5:37 pm
    1. Eskimo_Bro

      ^You’re dumb for misspelling a Texas hero’s first name. It’s Davy you dumbass. Take a lap.

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm
    1. FratopianWetDream

      Yeah, haha. At first I was going to say, “Doesn’t he mean when he needs things besides venison, dove, duck, or fish?” But then I realized what you meant. Lap taken on my part. Frat on.

      14 years ago at 6:49 pm
  2. AXOkeeping_it_sratty

    Hunting for venison, shopping for side dishes, and turning it into a fabulous meal for your man. TsouthernSM.

    14 years ago at 3:24 pm
  3. Makers Marksman

    You left out scotch, OP. Would you really trust a pledge or slam to do your alcohol shopping for you?

    14 years ago at 4:28 pm
  4. Elihu_Smails

    Maybe it’s just me, but who in conversation actually calls it venison that actually hunts?

    14 years ago at 7:58 pm
    1. Texas_Rebel

      Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is poor, and who is smart. Ron fucking Swanson.

      14 years ago at 11:49 pm