Suddenly remembering you got your nut last night when your morning pee stream splits two ways. TFM.

  1. MrRobertLee

    Or you have such a small penis that your piss can barely fit through the hole.

    14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    1. Quoting Malibu’s Most Wanted? TGDIM.

      Fuck, this site sucks these days, thanks to dick shiners like you.

      14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    2. SouthernByGodsGrace

      I just googled that movie. If Zaner sat through that whole thing and remembers quotes from it he is in a caste much lower than GDI.

      14 years ago at 6:56 pm
    3. Being drunk as shit and not turning Comedy Central off on a Sunday afternoon….? Sorry I was in high school, I guess. Drink my bath water, you little shit.

      14 years ago at 10:28 am