The view of an 11:00am brunch, right before the pledge cleaning crew arrives.

    1. Get Him to the Frat

      What happened? A couple high school kids come over to make that mess for you?

      14 years ago at 6:57 am
    2. Pledges Eat Me

      Damn, I bet y’all got wasted! Drinking a whole 18 pack and playing with red solo cups only for one of you to black out (most likely on their third beer…what a queer) and accidentally flip the table over after not being able to stack your cups fast enough so you lose your chance to be a huge hit on YouTube. Phew, good thing we weren’t playing any drinking games or otherwise our pledge class of two gingers and an emo wanna be computer programmer would be busy all day cleaning!! We woke up at 7:15 AM and started calling our three pledges and the told up to fuck off cuz they went to the Jonas brothers concert the night before so we had to start cooking up some bacon and eggs but quickly get distracted and before you know it someone’s blowing their load all over the bacon strips!

      14 years ago at 10:04 am
    3. Big XII Frat

      “Bro be sure to turn the 40 towards the camera so everyone knows it’s a King Cobra.”

      14 years ago at 4:23 pm
  1. BROjaysimpson1

    My 8 person fall pledge class (deferred rush here) could knock that shit out in five minutes. You telling me that’s a challenge?

    14 years ago at 2:58 am
    1. bromichron1899

      lol my pledge class (fall ’10) had 6. if one person missed cleaning, we all suffered… but it’s finals week here at OSU, so believe me, this is quite tame

      14 years ago at 3:48 am
    2. Old_No_7

      I think yall need to start recruiting better. If we only got 8 fall pledges we’d just quit.

      14 years ago at 4:31 am
    3. bromichron1899

      we are a single letter chapter, with over 110 quality members… we were all soph’s when we rushed

      14 years ago at 5:40 am
    4. grassy_knoll

      Our fall pledge classes average 40. 8 pledges would be more appropriate for a spring class.

      14 years ago at 10:33 am
    5. BROjaysimpson1

      Nobody rushes the fall and 8 was actually the largest on campus.
      I go to a private school of like 6000 undergrads and everybody wants to rush spring because there is no fall rush week which means no booze and strippers for those fall rushees so all the sophomores wait til Spring

      14 years ago at 11:11 am
    1. bromichron1899

      and if you read the above comment — i pledged fall because my late father ( Phi Kappa Theta at Ohio Northern ) died my freshman year, and couldn’t decide wether or not to rush, and if i rushed, should it be legacy… so yeah… i loved a small class tho… really know your pledge brothers

      14 years ago at 3:50 am
    2. MenPledgeInTheFall

      DSP? isnt that the national coed business fraternity? Total Badass Move.

      14 years ago at 5:11 pm
    3. study hard frat hard

      DSP? delta sig? they fucking suck dick. a bunch of hipster gay ass fucks

      14 years ago at 10:19 pm
  2. War Damn Proud

    Pledges having until 11am to clean. NF. Them having to be there at 6am. TFM.

    14 years ago at 4:12 am
    1. Get Him to the Frat

      Fucking this. There’s no reason for an active to have to see a mess at brunch

      14 years ago at 6:56 am
    2. OurHero

      PLEDGES AREN’T ALLOWED TO SLEEP. WHY THE FUCK AREN’T THEY CLEANING CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      14 years ago at 8:35 am
  3. Raised2Haze

    Of course TKE would have a shitty house, shitty pledges and drink shitty 40’s. Actually all 40’s are shitty and are for homeless kneegrows. NF. NF. NF. TKE is the biggest joke on my campus. They all have beards, look like apes and only mix with the girls rugby team. NF.

    14 years ago at 7:22 am
    1. who_fucking_cares

      The Ohio State Tekes also have one of the coolest houses I’ve ever seen. You can make generalizations about our organization but maybe pick one of the other 290 active chapters to do so about.

      YITB from Epsilon

      14 years ago at 8:13 am
    2. BrahBQ

      Well don’t look towards the UGA chapter for a glimmer of hope on that front because they are shit here too.

      14 years ago at 8:22 am
    3. BUCKTKE

      Ive heard some chapters of TKE are not great around the country but Beta MU is the best in the country. Frat on Good Sir

      14 years ago at 10:23 am
    4. The Frat Swoop

      Just because you have shitty TKE’s at your school does not make a fraternity universally shitty. Remember guys, that’s Pikes.

      14 years ago at 2:51 pm