The "up the shorts" ball scratch. TFM.

  1. broden69

    during shorts season i never even bother unbuttoning the shorts, just pull out from the bottom.

    14 years ago at 5:59 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      What’s the only thing that’s white and 11 inches long? A black man’s criminal record.

      14 years ago at 9:48 pm
    2. southerncostas

      The chillis guy strikes again! No but alot of black people do have criminal records.

      14 years ago at 10:35 pm
    3. No Knee Grows

      All n.i.g.gers are guilty unless they can provide a (white) witness who can verify their alibi.

      14 years ago at 10:39 pm
    4. The_Chilis_Guy

      98% of black men enjoy having sex in the shower. The other 2% haven’t been to prison yet.

      14 years ago at 11:22 pm
    5. Year Around Frat

      Every time I try not to be racist, a black person just goes and fucks it up. Seriously, black people just need to lay low and let white people only hate arabs and then we’ll start to regard them as middle tier.

      14 years ago at 11:39 pm
    6. Herman Cain

      You need to get out more, Year Around. I’m sure there are black members of your very fraternity somewhere in the country that are FaF.

      14 years ago at 11:57 pm
    7. southerncostas

      Don’t you dare fucking say that. There is no such thing as a black SAE, except for the token black broher who tries to act frattier than everyone else.

      14 years ago at 12:24 am
    8. Herman Cain

      “There is no such thing as a black SAE, except for the… black brother who…” If law school is one of your potential goals after college, you should go ahead and scratch that off. Trust me.

      14 years ago at 12:29 am
    9. southerncostas

      Wrong. The token black brother is no longer considered fully black because non of us hold on to our wallets tighter when he’s around.
      Lace ’em up geed.

      14 years ago at 12:41 am
    10. Year Around Frat

      I have a 2 black brothers in my fraternity and I complain to them all the time.

      14 years ago at 2:24 am
    11. The Broly Trinity

      lets see if this bigoted lawyer wanna-be ever gets familiar with the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments. Nevermind, he’s probably from the Westboro Baptist Church…

      14 years ago at 2:09 pm
    12. southerncostas

      Not sure if you’re talking to me or him. I’m not going to be a lawyer, I’m studying finance, but I’ve learned enough growing up at my dad’s law firm to know that the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments have absolutely nothing to do with what I stated. Looks like you weren’t paying any attention in American History in high school. Your post dosn’t really make any sense.

      14 years ago at 2:23 pm
    13. southerncostas you are a racist bitch and black people are faf! Actually I wanted to laugh at something you said but I lost count of ^ needed. Your “The chillis guy strikes again! No but alot of black people do have criminal records.” Made me laugh like a school girl bitch for some reason hahaha frat on. Nuck figgers gentlemen

      14 years ago at 2:35 pm
  2. BeerBoatsBroads

    I would like to try to talk shit on this post but I will admit that I have done this before.

    14 years ago at 10:35 pm