Study Material: The Hottest Girls in Texas

They say everything is bigger in Texas, but apparently that doesn’t apply to these women (at least not in a general sense, if you catch my drift). Take a break from compulsively grinding your teeth and cramming for tomorrow’s exam, and enjoy the ladies of Texas State University, courtesy of SMDozen.com.

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    1. A Hole is a Hole

      Butt peeing is great and all, but really all I want is to cum in their eyes.

      13 years ago at 9:15 pm
    2. Arturo Fuente

      We should probably send the pledges on a water and natty run. Can’t risk running out of pee on this one

      13 years ago at 10:02 pm
    3. Accepted_to Fill U

      Does anyone else think this butt peeing shit is getting a little old? Overused?

      13 years ago at 3:24 pm
    4. SDFratStar

      PLEDGE! Get me a beer bong, lube, and a big water bottle. It’s your choice to stay or not but shit’s about to get weird. Actually, stay and take notes.

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    5. PN Herbutt

      No Accepted, the butt peeing jokes are just getting started. I propose a case race to decide who gets to take all 30 beers and relocate them in these slam’s butts.

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      At least they are finally making the move to division 1, welcome to the party.

      13 years ago at 6:53 pm
    2. The Fratz

      Why are there comments about shitty football conference on this column? Did you fucks not notice the beautiful boobs and asses?… I mean wo… Nope, definitely meant tits and asses.

      13 years ago at 10:46 pm
    3. Texas Tux and Oil

      Division 1 AA is not the same as FBS, I’m just saying glad to see a Texas team moving up and into the WAC.

      13 years ago at 11:40 pm
  1. ATblowww

    hahaha, I transferred to USC, yet know half of these girls. Texas State would create this. Modeling careers > degrees.

    13 years ago at 6:15 pm
    1. ATblowww

      agreed…yet my top-notch degree allows me to be slightly arrogant. my sincerest apologies.

      13 years ago at 6:28 pm
    2. Hail to the Purple

      If you were really getting a “top-notch degree” then you wouldn’t need to have transferred into a University. Take a lap douche bag.

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
    3. ATblowww

      Marshall School of Business. Networking Mecca that is USC. Doesn’t take a smart man to realize the worth of a top10 business school….even if I have to live amongst so many GDIs.

      13 years ago at 6:36 pm
    4. FaFTexas

      Thanks for the compliment, took me like 10 minutes to come up with that. You are a good person and I respect you for that.

      13 years ago at 6:44 pm
    5. The Frat Hound

      ATblowww is, from what I can deduce, suffering from a combination of the following three problems: A small penis, child abuse, and being a GDI. On top of all this, he transferred from Texas State. This is a testament, in itself, to how he’s a fuck-up, and not good enough to get into the real Mecca of Business school, The University of Texas.

      Furthermore, I would like to point out how my superior Alabama education (and football) has gifted me with phenomenal vernacular and grammatical skills.

      In short, go fuck yourself ATblowww.

      13 years ago at 6:54 pm
    6. Niko

      Please refrain from speaking like this about my university and my business. It’s not the school that matters, it’s the student. I’m 21, I maintain a 4.0, I interned with one of the largest accounting firms in the world as a junior, and I have been offered a second internship as well as full time with them. I started my first business (SMDozen) this year as a senior at Texas State, and I deal with companies as large as Lucchese, Dos XX, and Onnit as sponsors. You talk about networking while I network. USC is a great school, and I’m glad you attend the university. But, USC isn’t going to get you where you want to be in life. You are going to determine your success. As far as thinking the girls care more about modeling then they’re degrees, you’re wrong. Some of these girls have GPA’s as high as 4.0 as business majors, and some have interned with companies as large as Sprint and Hewlett Packard. I could go on for days. The point is, you’re never going anywhere in life with the attitude you have. Feel free to contact me with any questions, comments or concerns you have at nybanez@smdozen.com or find me on Facebook. ; )

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm
    7. ATblowww

      Well, where to begin with you Frat Hound…The fact that I was smart enough to transfer from Texas State(a bottom tier school) to Southern Cal(a top 25 school) speaks volumes enough. Work ethic goes a long ways. My father played football at SC, hence, UT was never an option…I could never wear burnt orange.

      Secondly, your statement on academics and football in Alabama is a bit misguided brother. I think anyone, with the exception of you, would know Texas is far more superior in both of those categories.

      13 years ago at 7:00 pm
    8. SouthernByGodsGrace

      The coursework must be very easy if those girls have 4.0s. Any girl that “models” has low self-esteem, a brain the size of a peanut, and screams for attention from other guys. They will get nowhere in the corporate world and no respect from guys, and no respect from women counterparts (because they will be trying to fuck their way to the top).

      13 years ago at 7:02 pm
    9. southerncostas

      You couldn’t be anymore wrong. Texas football has nothing on Alabama. Texas Tech might have slightly better academics, but Alabama has a good business school and I’d rather have it on my resume.
      The only USC that anyone cares about is in South Carolina. Everyone knows it’s more important where you get your master anyway. I’m so glad you’re going to be so successfull in life.

      13 years ago at 7:07 pm
    10. ATblowww

      @ Niko. I apologize if you feel disrespected by my comments. In no way, shape, or form do I believe Texas State can not get you to where you want to be. I applaud you on your efforts, and it seems to me you have a bright future ahead of you. I, however, saw Texas State in a different light. This is not indicative to the entire student body, much like all universities. However, do grasp the nature of the beast. The same work ethic, like your own, at a top tier university will open doors that will seem to be transparent at the likes of Texas State. I wish you the best in your endeavors and Frat On.

      13 years ago at 7:07 pm
    11. Niko

      You’re right Southern.. I’m sure you’ve worked in the corporate world and know exactly what you’re talking about. The coursework is the same as it is at any other school. Would you like to have a conversation regarding anything business related? I think I might be able to keep up with you. You’ve got to be some type of genius, but I’ll try.

      13 years ago at 7:09 pm
    12. Niko

      @atblow I appreciate the apology. Let me know if you need anything business wise, and I’d be glad to help you out. I know a lot of people, and love helping out fellow business men.

      13 years ago at 7:12 pm
    13. SECGreek

      Niko, if you don’t mind me asking how successful is SMDozen? I’m an Ebay Power-Seller and an Amazon seller with contacts from all major electronics manufacturers and that’s how I make my money. Social-based businesses like yours have always interested me. One of my pledge brothers is working on launching something pretty big soon, with backing from some big names. He’s working on finalizing it right now, It’s a social-based business as well.

      13 years ago at 8:18 pm
    14. AlwaysAlphaXi

      Um, Texas State is an amazing place! It’s large enough to have the great amenities of a huge public school, but still not so enormous that it takes you longer than ten minutes to walk across campus. Fun people, gorgeous campus, getting-there athletics, and the academics aren’t nearly as terrible as everyone says. Plus, it’s cheap as hell for what you get. I got into the Syracuse and UT journalism programs and picked State.

      13 years ago at 8:22 pm
    15. southerncostas

      @ Niko. I don’t have any business experience. I’m a junior studying finance, I was just expressing my views as to what seems like a logical choice for a strong resume. You’re right, course work is pretty much the same at most schools. The only reason why I would rather have a larger name school on my resume is because the firm I’m interning for this summer prefers them. I’m sure I could get the same experience at many other schools. Given your early business success I’d say you already have a strong resume built up and the choice of school might not have made much of a difference for you. If you’d like to talk business I’m sure I could keep up, I just don’t have any real world experience like you yet. Anyway, congradulations on starting the business, I hope it stays successful. Frat on brother.

      13 years ago at 8:33 pm
    16. Niko

      SECGreek- Let’s just say I’m already at a net income including getting back my initial investment and the idea to start SMDozen came to my head in July. Any business can be successful, it’s all about perseverance, drive, and commitment. I could sell snow cones and make more money than the average college graduate.

      Southerncostas- Honestly, the firm, as a whole, may look at more resumes of students from larger, more well known schools, but they definitely don’t prefer students from larger schools. Ya your resume will get you an interview, but that’s not going to matter come interview time. No once cares if you were in a Fraternity as opposed to Finance club or anything of the sort- they care that you were involved around campus, maintain a high GPA, and anything after is a plus. There’s a million people with the same exact or better resume. What they truly care about is your personality, whether you can sit down and have a conversation with a client, if you can sit in the interview room and reply without being hesitant or nervous- things of that nature. They’ve seen what you can do on paper, but also see that the next guy has a higher GPA. Can you step your game up and straight kick the interviews ass to get the internship or are you going to let boner boy beat you. Trust me, I’ve spoken to plenty of partners that HATE cocky kids from big schools and would prefer to get students from smaller schools because they don’t come in with big heads. Congratulations on the internship, and I’d love to give you some advice before you step into the office all business casual like that first day, so shoot me an email and we can talk more.

      13 years ago at 8:56 pm
    17. southerncostas

      Thanks man I’ll shoot you an email later. I know exactly what you mean I have a 3.9 at a big school and I’m very involved in greeklife and student like at my school, but I know there are many others who are well above me. I actually got lucky and got the internship from a family friend whose a partner at the firm, but you’re right the interview is what’s most imortant. I just spent a ton of time getting that spot for an interview.

      13 years ago at 9:17 pm
    18. DirtySouthern

      Well fuck all you guys. I have a 2.7GPA as a 5th year senior, but I bet damn sure I can drink more beer than all you little pussies.

      13 years ago at 10:11 pm
    19. Niko

      DirtySouthern- doubtfull, I work hard and party harder.

      Stay Hammered- show that picture to your girlfriend and ask her who’s better looking. Grab a tissue before hand. P.S. the outfit I’m wearing in that profile picture comes from one of our sponsors http://ccrbrand.com/.. A million dollar company started just over a year ago.. I’m very sad that you can’t take me seriously. ; )

      13 years ago at 10:44 pm
    20. The Fratz

      Motion to remove all comments not regarding the column (pictures). I want to see more butt pee comments and less diarrhea of the… keyboard?

      13 years ago at 10:52 pm
    21. FaFTexas

      @TFM Intern: Enjoying the scenery is not what is important right now, what’s important is figuring out who is starting shit.

      13 years ago at 10:58 pm
    22. Paul Hazinger

      As a general rule, if you have to respond to criticism in the comments then you’ve already lost.

      13 years ago at 12:25 am
    23. This Niko guy is the biggest geed I’ve ever seen. Yeah bud, I’m sure you’re raking it in in the calendar business. What line is coming out next? The SMDozen labrador edition followed by the west highland terrier calendar. Go talk about “swag” with your retarded friends on your facebook wall and listen to some more skrillex, geed.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    24. The Big LeFratski

      Just so we’re clear, my business school is ranked higher than all y’alls.

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm
    25. southerncostas

      Not true, unless you go to Wharton. In which case I’ll see you there in a few years.

      13 years ago at 2:32 pm
    26. TakeALap

      That Niko terrorist probably got those cunts to model for him with his bomb threats of their families. Every large university has their share of beautiful girls. All you have to do is own a pencil, and you’ll be accepted to Texas State. Since it’s so easy to get into, of course there are going to be the half-retarded, beautiful bitches. Those skanks are probably swimming up to their necks in AIDS, and most of them look like they bang black guys. It’s so sad to see people look like Niko and are on this website. I feel like 40% of the people who comment on here now are complete geeds and look like that douche. Fuck you, Niko, go take a shower.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    27. Broklahoma Mu

      Southern kissing ass on a TFM comment section to try and get a job? TFTC? If you have to use this site to get a job or career advice you are more NF then cargos.

      13 years ago at 5:57 pm
    28. southerncostas

      Definately Pal, because I’m about to move from Georgia to Texas Tech. Fucking geed.

      13 years ago at 7:53 pm
    29. TakeALap

      Oh you’re going to Tech? Yeah I would get all of the connections that you can elsewhere. I wouldn’t wipe my ass with your Tech degree even if it were the last paper product in site. Tech fucking sucks, and so do you. Pussy. Have fun with Niko. You two will be very successful one day

      13 years ago at 3:15 am
    30. TakeALap

      Don’t try to make yourself look better you fucking f.aggot. You’re sitting here on a humor website, asking this camel jockey geed advice on your resume. You also told him your life story that none of us give a flying fuck about. All we care about on this wall are these sets of titties, and peeing butts. Now you and Niko go have a nice stroll through the sand dunes, and pray to Allah he doesn’t douse you in gasoline.

      13 years ago at 4:43 pm
  2. TrickleDown

    I would most likely consent to having sex with any of these men, if I were hypothetically in the position to do so.

    13 years ago at 6:20 pm
  3. Fratstar Runner

    Sure they look good, but most of these are airbrushed to hell. They’re also wearing a shitton of makeup.

    13 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. Figure it out

      I disagree, I think there are more naturally sexy girls than airbrushed penthouse model wannabe’s up there. 1-7 are all smoke shows. The last two are the whores.

      13 years ago at 6:33 pm