Exaggerating about where you had football scholarships from out of high school. TFM.

14 years ago
  2. TheCommodore

    “Yea man I had a chance to play at Ohio State, but I blew out my leg in the championship senior year, now I go to community college.”

    14 years ago at 11:36 am
  3. UGAfratchampion

    “Well, I could’ve played at Alabama, but I decided to go to Auburn instead cause I like being in the company of retards.”

    14 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. Success

      Yeah, had a full ride to bama since middle school but was smarter than a platypus with down syndrome….

      14 years ago at 1:19 pm
    2. Fratmandu

      Thank you. If you’re going to say Alabama is superior to Auburn, please don’t try to base it on admissions or the quality of education. War damn.

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    3. UGAfratchampion

      I think yall better check your facts on that one. How many graduate schools does Alabama have? Medical? Check. Dental? Check. Law? The best in the southeast. Now how many of those does Auburn have again? oh, wait…

      14 years ago at 12:38 am
    3. James Parks Fratwell

      Guard/Tackle. Guard the water cooler and tackle anyone who comes near it.

      14 years ago at 5:04 pm

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      14 years ago at 1:13 pm
  6. More Frat Than You

    “Yeah man I had an opportunity to go play at Penn State but I got weird vibes from the coaching staff”

    14 years ago at 11:42 am

    1. its the reason why black people are at some universities, usually playing ethiopian handball

      14 years ago at 1:15 pm
    7. NativeFloridaCracker

      Haha. Yes this is a good laugh. Oh…. now the laughter is slowly dieing.

      14 years ago at 4:45 pm