First Finals Week. TPM.

14 years ago
    3. Lynchem

      DTD you are a disgrace to Delts. And no Reds are not for rednecks, and Marlboro lights are a hell of a lot better than those hipster 27s. Y’all new kids are fucking gay.

      14 years ago at 12:21 pm
    4. Frat on sir

      Strong national brotherhood yall have there.

      And 27’s are so much better than Marlboro Lights it’s not even funny. I remember my first cig.

      14 years ago at 1:41 pm
    2. Fratalee Holloway

      Thank God you signed your name at the bottom, or else nobody would know who wrote that.

      14 years ago at 12:57 pm
    3. PledgeBitch

      I have to sign everything I touch, remember sir? December Autograph Pledge.

      PledgeBitch

      14 years ago at 1:08 pm
    5. PledgeBitch

      Look at the bright side sir, you didn’t make the mistake Fratastic Fox made of making fun of my cigarettes. Between you and me, Sir, I used a permanent sharpie.

      Frat on, Sir

      PledgeBItch

      14 years ago at 1:40 pm
    6. Casey Franthony

      Kappa Sig at UND is a breeding ground for black football players, so I don’t see your problem Siouxsig.

      14 years ago at 1:47 pm
    7. Richard Johnson

      With all due respect, it saddens me that some of you try-hards feel the need to talk down to a pledge who already accepts the status “Pledge Bitch”. But what should sadden you slap dicks furthermore is that your sorry asses are the ones getting put in your place by a lowly pledge for your half-ass attempts to haze his nuts. Innefective trash talk-NF

      14 years ago at 4:36 pm
    9. Frat Perpetually

      Sir is to be said at the beginning and ending of each sentence, Pledge Bitch. You’re the worst pledge ever.

      14 years ago at 8:12 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      Forgive me if I’m wrong (but still eat my queso), but aren’t those two pills on the red notebook?

      14 years ago at 12:08 pm
    2. PledgeBitch

      Mr. Born to Frat Hard, Sir. Two adderal are waiting for you on the notebook, Sir.

      Sincerely, Sir.

      PledgeBItch

      14 years ago at 12:24 pm
    3. Sig Nasty

      That’s my pledge ^^^ Also the pledge who occupied this study session. Makes me proud.
      -LHT

      14 years ago at 12:42 pm
    1. PledgeBitch

      Mr. Fratastic,
      I’m sure you remember in Chapter that I was appointed as the December Autograph Pledge for having “SratMove” cigarettes. It has been really hard to sign everything I touch, sir. But about your girlfriend sir, when she left my dorm room last night I gave her some wet towels sir, but I don’t think that the ink should come off for a day or two sir. I’m guessing you weren’t prepared to see “p-funk’ signed on her crotch when you went for my pounded seconds, did you sir?
      Happy scrubbing sir,
      PledgeBitch
      P.S. Oh, she is going to be needing Plan B, Sir.

      14 years ago at 3:01 pm
    2. Rice Right

      Parliaments having a reinforced filter so machine gunners in WWII didn’t crush their cigarettes while they were killing Nazi’s, TFM.

      14 years ago at 10:54 pm
    3. PledgeBitch

      Actually knowing the original reason for the recessed filter, Frat, sir. Then fucks like George Jung used it for a quick hit of blow in the 70’s and 80’s, also Frat, sir.
      PledgeBitch

      14 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. PledgeBitch

      Speaking of the beats you can’t afford and the polo hat you don’t want to spend your quarters on, Sir. How about you look right in between those two because I asked George Jung to give you something, Sir.

      Enjoy the attention while it lasts, sir

      PledgeBitch

      14 years ago at 2:04 pm
    2. Hale Yeah

      PledgeBitch, keep holding it down son. Well on your way to achieving Cleveland status someday

      14 years ago at 2:24 pm
    1. CEOwithOfficeHoes

      You, sir, are a fucking moron. This table was left like this. I would know, I live here. LHT

      14 years ago at 4:09 pm