My Dad scolded one of my brothers for "molesting Jack Daniels with coca-cola." TFM. Big Larry14 years ago
Ben Fratt Runkle I hate your dad already. Its $20 for a bottle and it is the most known drink at a bar. 14 years ago at 8:24 pm
Chevy SilverBrado I can understand JW but Jack… Who gives a fuck its only $20 14 years ago at 9:33 pm
Captain Douchebag I thought the unwritten rule here was not to insult another man’s father. Fuckheads. 14 years ago at 9:44 pm
Jerry Fratdusky Just tell me when Captain. And wear your little captain hat too. 14 years ago at 12:23 am
Captain Douchebag I figured the licker would wear the hat, or that’s how I’ve always done it. 14 years ago at 1:07 am
Captain Douchebag I’ll give up my rank to anyone that tongue punches my chili ring. 14 years ago at 9:49 am
better_than_you Nothing like getting yor salad tossed to get your day headed in the right direction. 14 years ago at 12:12 pm
Jerry Fratdusky Well put those ankles up in the air Sir! Here comes the tongue tornado! 14 years ago at 12:37 pm
FourBroses I would’ve scolded him for molesting coke with Jack Daniels. Spend the extra $15 and buy some bourbon with a little bit of class. You might end up fooling a few people. 14 years ago at 11:56 pm
Itsadeepburn lighten up there chief, it’s not an 18 year old Lagavulin. does he get mad at your slam too for desecrating her Skyy with cranberry? 14 years ago at 1:18 am
Cash McMogulson III Lagavulin only makes a 12, 16 and 21 if I’m not mistaken. 14 years ago at 5:21 am
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14 years ago at 8:13 pmI have molested a few Jacks.
Frat on good Sir.
14 years ago at 12:23 amYour dad sounds like a bitch
14 years ago at 8:18 pmI’ll second this statement, and add white trash.
14 years ago at 8:25 pmI hate your dad already. Its $20 for a bottle and it is the most known drink at a bar.
14 years ago at 8:24 pmHow can you molest a whiskey that isn’t top shelf?
14 years ago at 8:48 pm^I think you’re on to something here
14 years ago at 10:28 pmand if it is then your in the wrong bar
14 years ago at 11:19 pmAnd if you’re in the wrong bar then you might be queer.
14 years ago at 1:56 amand if you’re queer then you might be a liberal.
14 years ago at 11:45 amand if you’re a liberal you might be a nog.
14 years ago at 12:09 pmand if you’re a nog you belong in a cup with an egg.
14 years ago at 2:46 pmNot everything can be as high-class as Kentucky Tavern
14 years ago at 3:16 pmI can understand JW but Jack… Who gives a fuck its only $20
14 years ago at 9:33 pmI thought the unwritten rule here was not to insult another man’s father. Fuckheads.
14 years ago at 9:44 pmDun da da DUNN. Captain Douchebag to the rescue!
14 years ago at 9:48 pmLick my asshole.
14 years ago at 10:03 pmJust tell me when Captain. And wear your little captain hat too.
14 years ago at 12:23 amI figured the licker would wear the hat, or that’s how I’ve always done it.
14 years ago at 1:07 amSo you would turn over your authority of captain to an ass licker?
14 years ago at 1:58 amI’ll give up my rank to anyone that tongue punches my chili ring.
14 years ago at 9:49 amNothing like getting yor salad tossed to get your day headed in the right direction.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmWell put those ankles up in the air Sir!
Here comes the tongue tornado!
14 years ago at 12:37 pmI would’ve scolded him for molesting coke with Jack Daniels. Spend the extra $15 and buy some bourbon with a little bit of class. You might end up fooling a few people.
14 years ago at 11:56 pmlighten up there chief, it’s not an 18 year old Lagavulin. does he get mad at your slam too for desecrating her Skyy with cranberry?
14 years ago at 1:18 amLagavulin only makes a 12, 16 and 21 if I’m not mistaken.
14 years ago at 5:21 amyou’re absolutely right. I meant laphroaig. laps taken
14 years ago at 5:11 pm^Take some more.
14 years ago at 12:50 amI thought it was okay to drink well whiskey with coke?
14 years ago at 11:53 amAsking if things are ok, TPM.
14 years ago at 2:02 pm