I've had a comma in my allowance since middle school. TFM.

    1. Beer And Bourbon

      Shouldn’t you be busy making pizzas or slamming women you aren’t married to?

      14 years ago at 7:47 pm
    2. Beer And Bourbon

      ^ Agreed. Having said that, you should be slamming said MILF and not on this website where you are doing nothing for your campaign.

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    3. Herman Cain

      Hey, man, give me a little break–it’s not looking too good out there for me right now. My FaF lifestyle of $$ and Slams is hurting me politically.

      14 years ago at 8:15 pm
    4. Jerry Fratdusky

      Don’t be too hard on him boys.

      His allowance paid for summer football camps with me 😛

      14 years ago at 10:33 pm
    5. EgoFratErgoSum

      I think you should know that Herman Cain has been out of the race for two weeks

      14 years ago at 10:53 am
    1. Beer And Bourbon

      You’re right Freeto! What is she even doing on the TFM wall. She needs to be painting coolers for Christmas. Michelle is the only one welcome on the wall.

      14 years ago at 12:50 am
    2. MichelleO is a Hoe

      I went through the samee thing at first. Herman Cain refuses to believe that i’m a female.

      14 years ago at 12:58 am
    3. UES

      Upper East Side. Haha, It’s where I live. I don’t know, I couldn’t come up with a clever name. Yes, I do have BREASTS!

      14 years ago at 1:08 am
    4. MichelleO is a Hoe

      She’s better than alot of belles that I know. And I’ve never even met her.

      14 years ago at 1:12 am
    5. bubba shrimp

      You all seem like those nerdy fucks that had internet boyfriends and girlfriends back in the day. Jesus Christ… all of you need to get a fucking life.

      14 years ago at 4:25 pm
    1. broden69

      have fun living your pampered life then not knowing how to piss when daddys not around to shake it for you

      14 years ago at 8:52 pm
  1. BrotherOmicron

    Woah dude you are pretty rich then, you must come from a powerful family and be a pretty big deal.

    14 years ago at 7:44 pm
  2. reaganbush84WDE

    wow how the fuck did this get posted congrats man you are probably a lazy little fucking geed

    14 years ago at 8:03 pm
    1. grammarsheriffUT

      Run-on sentences are no laughing matter. If you do this again, I’ll be forced to take you in.

      Ticket: 028394 Date Issued: 12/14/11
      Action: Warning.

      14 years ago at 12:46 am
    1. TakeALap

      Schools that take a pencil to get into = NF. Schools in the middle of fucking nowhere = NF. You = NF.

      14 years ago at 7:58 pm
    1. Broston_Whaler

      Having your father teach you the value of a dollar and a hard days work. FaF.

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    1. Anton LaFayette

      You’re a middle school kid whose balls just discovered testosterone. And yes, I am gay.

      14 years ago at 12:54 pm