Setting the record for most expensive parking ticket balance in school history. TFM.

  1. FRATomic_B0mb

    I single handedly paid for our school’s new parking structure through parking tickets

    14 years ago at 7:23 pm
  2. DILF

    Well gays like you deserve a large parking ticket for parking your meat in someone’s butt hole.

    14 years ago at 7:24 pm
  3. blacked out

    Drivers Ed probably sucks in Tennessee just like the rest of the “Ed” there. I would suggest you learn how to drive in a more educated state.

    14 years ago at 7:38 pm
    1. Jon M Fratsman

      Yeah, you’re right buddy. Try as I might I just can’t fucking figure out why most college review journals call Vanderbilt the Harvard of the South…

      14 years ago at 8:53 pm
    2. Yeah I’m a fucking moron for growing up in Tennessee. The only thing I learned is to hate n.i.gg.ers, queers, and people who disagree with me.

      14 years ago at 1:03 am
  4. Elihu_Smails

    You mean Ronald Reagan doesn’t drive you to school in your personal yacht. The duration of the voyage you are of course sitting next to George W. Bush being showered in $300 bottles of scotch?

    14 years ago at 7:53 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      If you’re being showered in scotch that costs less than $1000 a bottle then you a clearly NF.

      14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    1. It’s about parking where you want to and not giving a shit, not being a bad driver, you retard.

      14 years ago at 8:05 pm
  5. grandfrat

    Stimulating the economy by keeping the “meter maids” employed.

    TRepublicanM

    14 years ago at 6:23 am
  6. Fratticus the 3rd

    Prove it.
    Who cares.
    Cool story bro.

    And finally,

    I set the school record for I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!

    14 years ago at 6:36 am
  7. The Frat Czar

    This is fucking stupid. Schools tow cars usually after three unpaid tickets. So unless you had three parking tickets worth $200 or more each, you’re full of shit.

    14 years ago at 10:34 am
    1. Hazing with no socks

      Some schools tow cars after three unpaid tickets. My school gives you a boot after 3 unpaid tickets; however most of the time they don’t carry the boot so they will leave a ticket instead. This TFM may indeed be true. I can contest from my sophomore year, I had 5 tickets until finally getting the boot resulting in a balance of a little over a grand. Upon paying my balance, I was told some students have balances up to $3,000.

      14 years ago at 1:16 pm