Rick Perry declaring himself the Tim Tebow of Iowa. TFM.

  1. Twentyfourseven

    Rick Perry went from a guy you just laughed at because of all the weird shit he says to a guy who you just feel a sad pity for. You can tell he ate a few too many paint chips as a kid.

    14 years ago at 12:34 pm
    1. WilliamCooper

      I think only Texans want Perry to be honest, yall have some kind of superiority complex. I have to vote for him because he’s from Texas! yea! If yall could get over yourselves you would see he isn’t the best choice. Romney 2012

      14 years ago at 1:43 pm
    2. AXOkeeping_it_sratty

      I’m from Texas and I’m all about state pride, but Rick Perry is a fucking idiot.

      14 years ago at 1:57 pm
    3. Makers Marksman

      No, we don’t want Perry. If a Texan has to get the ticket let it be Paul.

      14 years ago at 2:07 pm
    4. Senator_frat1925

      I’m also from Texas and I say fuck Perry. He’s governor of Texas by default.

      14 years ago at 3:41 pm
    5. Proud Texan

      I’m from Texas and I sure as Hell don’t want him as President. I think all the people that hype him up on this site are Aggies. They don’t represent the smarter Texans.

      14 years ago at 4:09 pm
    6. Ron Washington

      If we’re being completely honest, it has to be mentioned that the entire GOP field sucks dick. I have no clue why no other qualified people joined the race, other than to let O’bama continue his shit job so that in 2016 we can secure Congress and the White House. There has to be a group of Conservatives that is better than this current group of clowns.

      14 years ago at 6:57 pm
    7. 12th Generation

      The only person running who will actually do anything to help our country is Ron Paul. Newt would run this country into the ground just a little slower than Obama would, and Romney would flip flop on half his platforms and end up becoming a democrat by the end of his first term. Ron Paul!

      14 years ago at 10:34 am
    8. Senator_frat1925

      I don’t go to A&M because I got a scholarship to a smaller school, but I do consider myself an A&M fan, and I could care less what school Perry went to, he’s a fucking idiot plain and simple. Romney isn’t much better, he just doesn’t get it. Ron Paul 2012.

      14 years ago at 2:48 pm
  2. Fraterrier

    I’m sure Rick had a few drinks before that statement. Rick doesn’t spike his hair, wear cargo shorts, and doesn’t get on his knees.

    14 years ago at 1:02 pm
  3. Peaches_and_Bourbon

    Wow. A walking embarrassment talking about a disgrace to football. how is this a TFM?

    14 years ago at 2:48 pm
  4. Elihu_Smails

    Overbearing and a fucking idiot that people seem to like for no apparent reason….yeah sounds about right

    14 years ago at 5:32 pm
  5. ichooseyouPikeachu

    Fuck Rick Perry. He’s an embarrassment to conservatives with a brain.

    14 years ago at 9:37 pm