Telling someone you'll "see what you can do" when the situation is clearly out of control. TFM.

    1. Obama is a cactus

      Next time I’ll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fucking lawn mower.

      14 years ago at 5:31 pm
  1. Obama is a cactus

    “The whole house is on fire!”

    *whips out penis*

    I’ll see what I can do.

    14 years ago at 5:33 pm
  2. Elihu_Smails

    My personal favorite, “Well I’ll look into that” knowing that I’m going to immediately forget about the conversation.

    14 years ago at 6:06 pm
  3. OwenLincolnFratter

    Well I could be wrong, but I believe California is an old old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.

    14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. ThreeFingersWhiskey

      I think you also missed a memo. The anchorman quote has been beaten with a stick, so let’s try something new there scooter.

      14 years ago at 1:31 pm