1. TheManFromNantucket

    I believe this qualifies as NF. A true Fraternity Man knows balance, or to at least know who can get him the addy’s for the Finals push.

    14 years ago at 11:37 pm
    1. 12th Generation

      ^So are you saying you slayed Jesus? Because if so, fuck you. Fratdusky is coming for you.

      14 years ago at 11:46 pm
    2. Thank God I Frat

      ^^So was Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, and many other American heroes. Being in a fraternity does not a great man make!

      14 years ago at 12:33 am
    1. Thomas Silverfrato

      Bought some cool croakies for my new costas that I wore in the shower because my hangover was that bad and then I had a morning slam before I hopped on dad’s jet to drink a $50 glass of scotch NEAT. Then everyone heard me walking towards my piece of shit Lincoln limo because of my leather soled luchesse’s. After all this I had to check my stocks and decide which vacation home I would be spending Christmas at and how I would decorate it with lights so I could make a TFM photo submission. TFM.

      14 years ago at 3:41 am
    2. Brose Cuervo

      ^ Holy shit, this fucking guy! Definitely a TFM. Intern should repost that shit directly to the main wall. I mean you forgot to do blow off of your blackberry, though, so maybe not.

      14 years ago at 4:58 am
    1. James Frank Hopkins

      For one I agree with BrotherOmicron and don’t want to hit him for a stupid-ass comment. You shouldn’t HAVE to make good grades to be successful, although it does help.

      14 years ago at 3:01 am
    2. General Breauregard

      Having a full time job waiting for you when you graduate and not having to give a shit about GPA. FaF.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
  2. fratladerdale

    College is only in place to give you the basic skills to learn in the higher end workforce.(beyond manual labor) Grades are not at all important if you have connections or you stand out in a way that implies you are prepared for a job. Case and point being able to function successfully in an organization (fraternity) and take on executive positions (leadership). There’s more that goes into a job than what you got on your SAT or where you graduated college it is about your comprehension of problems and your ability to find a way to fix the problems.

    14 years ago at 3:26 am
    1. HazesWithWolves

      Regardless of whether you absolutely need good grades or not to succeed isn’t really the point here. Yes connections are great, and if you’ve got good ones that’s cool for you. Having good social skills which is basically what you’re promoting is really good too. Being a dumb fuck is still not a TFM. Raging all the time, slacking off and still getting good grades is what a fraternity man should do. Talk to the adderall chair and get your shit together.

      14 years ago at 4:42 am
    2. Brose Cuervo

      Case IN point, not and. Apparently you didn’t learn basic skills like reading comprehension. Or common fucking sense while you were standing out. Also, are you really trying to claim that, on average, being Assistant Treasurer in your fraternity is going to get you as far as an Ivy League degree? Come on, chief, easy there.

      14 years ago at 5:02 am
    3. Roger Sterling Jr

      Not making the dean’s list doesn’t mean you are a “dumb fuck”. There are majors that exist where it is next to impossible to make the dean’s list if you do anything at school other than homework and study.

      If it’s easy to make the dean’s list while getting shitfaced every night, you either 1) Scored an 800 on your SAT and go to a really shitty college or 2) Are one of the annoying, elitist, academic-types that no one likes. Oh, or you are an art major. TSM.

      14 years ago at 10:58 am
    4. HazesWithWolves

      I lose track… is Pre-Med Bio one of those joke majors? And not triple 800s, but a 2220 ain’t too shabby.

      14 years ago at 7:34 pm
  3. reaganbush84WDE

    Being a Genius. TFM
    Not using it at all and being lazy. TFM

    Ever heard of a Gentleman’s C?

    14 years ago at 10:53 am