Grandpa called my liberal cousin a "whore on the streets of society" at Christmas Eve dinner. TFM.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      Hey Grammar Nazi, if you come to my shower I’m going to have a second Holocaust with your butthole.

      14 years ago at 8:17 pm
    2. Rock Chalk Fratpack

      Grammar Nazi, we all know that using incorrect grammar makes one look uneducated and NF. That said, your incessant comments make me want to go to an orphanage and punch every baby in the face. Merry Christmas, and I hope you die in a fire.

      14 years ago at 2:21 am
  1. alwaysAtoB

    Going to call bullshit on this one unless your family is eating Christmas Eve dinner at 3 in the afternoon , would have been a cool story though

    14 years ago at 3:47 pm
    1. RagnarDanneskjold

      My family has been eating Christmas eve dinner at 3pm since 1994. We can’t be the only ones.

      14 years ago at 5:14 pm
    2. alwaysAtoB

      Ragnar rather you are 17 and shouldn’t even be on this site or you just randomly remember that you started that tradition in 1994 for some odd reason, either way kill yourself no one cares

      14 years ago at 5:51 pm
    3. alwaysAtoB

      I was born in Tennessee and raised in Texas not one drop of yankee blood in me, you as well go kill yourself

      14 years ago at 7:07 pm
    4. RagnarDanneskjold

      No, I just can’t remember any further back than the age I was in 1994. Maybe I should have phrased that differently, ie “as far back as I remember”. You’re reading way too much into the statement of someone who started drinking at 8 am.

      14 years ago at 9:43 pm
    5. Frats always win

      Just to put this out there, you all sound fucking annoying. Just eat your fucking Christmas dinner and shut the hell up

      14 years ago at 12:03 pm
  2. DirtySouthern

    You already had dinner? It’s been just appetizers and booze over here so far.

    14 years ago at 4:28 pm
  3. matters123456

    Your grandfather is senile? I bet that’s great for family gatherings. Do you have to eat dinner so early so pop pop can have his pills and go to sleep?

    14 years ago at 4:37 pm
    1. Trumper

      He keeps them up his asshole, the only person who can retrieve them is Fratdusky.

      14 years ago at 8:00 pm
    2. matters123456

      ^Translation: Shit..I’m still not clever..better make another Sandusky joke. My bros think those are hilarious every time.

      14 years ago at 2:19 am
    1. Roger Sterling Jr

      My grandfather is Reagan and we spend Christmas on the world’s largest yacht. Additionally, I wear my sperrys for one day, throw them into the ocean, and then put on a new pair of sperrys.

      14 years ago at 9:55 pm
    1. mad sratter

      why does it matter what time Christmas Eve dinner is? you’ll eat when the women finishing cooking and you’ll like it.

      14 years ago at 7:26 pm