Having your girlfriend send you a link to her TFM Sweetheart page for Christmas. TFM.

    1. smart as fuck

      What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anyone listening to me?

      14 years ago at 5:09 pm
    1. PTG Beauregard

      So, a bunch of moderately wealthy people in a town with well-manicured lawns? Yeah, we definitely don’t have towns like that anywhere in the South (and the weather definitely isn’t nicer, either).

      14 years ago at 7:14 pm
    2. Thank God I Frat

      ^ You’re right about not thaving that stuff in the South. At least not since the war…

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    3. Greenwich CT

      Moderately wealthy? Yeah we only make “moderate” money from hedge funds in comparison to the south.

      14 years ago at 8:12 pm
    4. J_Press

      ^^^ I was reading The New Republic and it’s interesting cause it says that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

      14 years ago at 12:02 am
  1. Bob Barker is my bro

    So your Christmas present was your girlfriend sending you a url? That sucks bro…

    14 years ago at 3:01 pm
    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      Wow! So she sent him a link 2 weeks after the TFM Intern posted the link on TFM, Facebook, and Twitter? That’s the best gift EVER!!! OMG!!!

      14 years ago at 4:56 pm
    2. Jerry Fratdusky

      ^ you sick fuck. I was actually beating off to my new Justin Beiber poster. Get your mind out of the gutter.

      14 years ago at 12:08 am
  2. Fully Torqued

    She sent in bikini pics for guys across America to stare at… Well at least we know she puts out.

    14 years ago at 3:18 pm
  3. Cupcake_depth_chart

    Is she the blonde haired orange one from Indiana? That’s a real classy dame you got there……..

    14 years ago at 3:31 pm
  4. Cargos Are for Geeds

    She obviously doesnt want you as her boyfriend is shes putting herself out thier for every other guy. Sorry pal

    14 years ago at 3:58 pm
    1. americafuckyeah

      my slam was on barstool. she was embarassed about it because she never gave permission and asked them to take it down. She was not bragging about it on tfm. TimmaturebitchM

      14 years ago at 12:31 am
  5. Marshall Fratters

    Haha LXA at UConn, notorious for creepers, the kid who broke into that girl’s apartment, and getting kicked off campus.

    NF.

    14 years ago at 6:32 pm