I don’t like you. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you.
OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
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14 years ago at 3:18 pmI don’t like you. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you.
14 years ago at 6:08 pmAnd then I would bang your tuna girlfriend!
14 years ago at 11:17 pmTuna smell. TSTC?
14 years ago at 3:39 pmOK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmSecond.
14 years ago at 3:23 pmI bet your girlfriends father loves it when you pass out at the dinner table.
14 years ago at 3:25 pmSolid
14 years ago at 3:44 pmOut of a glass like normal people I hope.
14 years ago at 3:54 pm^this
14 years ago at 2:00 amDog bowls. FaF
14 years ago at 2:35 pmYeah, this soudns true. Quit trying so hard to be frat, it doesn’t have to be this difficult for you. Ask for some help or something.
14 years ago at 3:56 pmTKE talking about being frat. TFTC?
14 years ago at 3:59 pmBeing a TKE. TgdiM.
14 years ago at 5:42 pmHow does it go again? If you can’t go Greek go….? Anybody?
14 years ago at 10:00 pmI believe you’re looking for TKE.
14 years ago at 11:20 pm^irony
14 years ago at 2:01 am^
14 years ago at 7:10 pm
14 years ago at 4:49 pmParents usually compliment me on my urban outfitters clothing.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmswallow a bullet
14 years ago at 6:32 pmMy family owns urban outfitters
14 years ago at 7:24 pmThat is definitely not something to be proud of.
14 years ago at 7:46 pmNot having a TKE chapter at your university. TFM. Fuckin’ geeds.
14 years ago at 1:13 amHaving a TKE at your school but not knowing it because they’re a bunch of geeds. TFM
14 years ago at 1:01 pmDaughters are impressed by the way I slam.
14 years ago at 1:25 amYou mad bro?
14 years ago at 9:11 am