I hate to be that guy, but beaches in North Carolina can’t be purchased. The entirety of the coast from dunes to tide is public trust land. Same goes for essentially the entire southern east coast. A very short experience in coastal real estate will teach you that. Good try though bud.
^This guy. I’ve seen similar TFM’s posted from Texas too, despite the fact that all Texas beaches are public as per the state constitution. OP is the definition of Tryhard.
well i can safely assume he doesnt have a private beach on the gulf, given he lives in NC, and private beaches on the gulf and carribean are 95% offshore, and if he has an island in the carribean why the fuck is he spending time on TFM? Just an easy call out. Plus, the sunrise is in the east, which suggests he’s claiming the east coast, which cant be purchased. so…. bullshit. Plus a carribean sea wouldnt have that depth or a wide beachfront. Great try though. Sorry to be that dude, but seriously, in my time in coastal real estate, this is impossible. Just sayin. Part of my income is based on studying coastal properties, and that…. is not a private beach.
Great effort here champ, but you maybe the reason you are so far off is because you spend too much time on this website, and not enough time on your job. This is an island off of the West coast of Florida, which is the Gulf. Yes it is private because my Dad owns it. Where you seem to be so educated…you are not. By the position of the sun and the tide, this was clearly not taken during the sunrise, try late afternoon. The only reason I posted this is to make poors like yourself (Tallapoosa Snu) understand how incredibly far below me you are on the financial totem pole. Make sure you have done your homework before you step up to the plate. Also, work on your grammar and punctuation next time.
Wealthyweight, when you say “how incredibly far below me you are on the financial totem pole” shouldn’t you have said: how incredibly far below my father you are on the financial totem pole?
That’s cool.
What else is really cool? Having him tag you there on facebook and not touting it here. I say this as politely as possible, but seriously who here cares. You’re his friend? Great, but this isn’t fb. You went there too? Great, again not fb.
There just isn’t a need for you to say this.
Where’s the Sperrys?
14 years ago at 1:38 pmThey sell them at Nordstrom and Bloomingdale’s. I know a few other stores sell them as well. You can buy them direct from the company website too.
14 years ago at 3:09 pmI fucking hate him ^
14 years ago at 8:52 pmi see u alex doing it big
14 years ago at 11:34 amIn this private Aircraft Carrier that George W. Bush personally gave him of course. Duh. He’s so frat!
14 years ago at 1:46 pmIn response to Sperrys question. Laps taken.
14 years ago at 1:51 pmAfter those laps you’ll be pretty sweaty, better hit the showers.
14 years ago at 12:31 amSo if you own a beach house, do you like, own the sand and the water too?
14 years ago at 2:13 pmMaybe like, til where the water meets the sand?
14 years ago at 6:32 pmYou’re only frat if you own the water too.
14 years ago at 6:41 pm^This angel gets it.
14 years ago at 6:44 pmGood one. I liked that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode too. Great originality.
14 years ago at 1:24 am^ I thought of super troopers but either way…
14 years ago at 8:00 pmLot of footprints on that “private” beach.
14 years ago at 2:27 pmThose are from his help.
14 years ago at 2:51 pm^required to bathe in the ocean…to the one side…just a little further out…wait, I can still see your head, and it’s blocking my sun
14 years ago at 12:46 amThey’re from him taking fucking laps.
14 years ago at 11:22 amYou don’t own a private beach.
14 years ago at 5:08 pmAlso, you drink Corona, so you’re probably Mexican.
14 years ago at 6:42 pmI hate to be that guy, but beaches in North Carolina can’t be purchased. The entirety of the coast from dunes to tide is public trust land. Same goes for essentially the entire southern east coast. A very short experience in coastal real estate will teach you that. Good try though bud.
14 years ago at 10:17 pm^This guy. I’ve seen similar TFM’s posted from Texas too, despite the fact that all Texas beaches are public as per the state constitution. OP is the definition of Tryhard.
14 years ago at 10:41 pmThe location of the beach is not specified, only Wealthyweight’s home state.
14 years ago at 10:45 pmwell i can safely assume he doesnt have a private beach on the gulf, given he lives in NC, and private beaches on the gulf and carribean are 95% offshore, and if he has an island in the carribean why the fuck is he spending time on TFM? Just an easy call out. Plus, the sunrise is in the east, which suggests he’s claiming the east coast, which cant be purchased. so…. bullshit. Plus a carribean sea wouldnt have that depth or a wide beachfront. Great try though. Sorry to be that dude, but seriously, in my time in coastal real estate, this is impossible. Just sayin. Part of my income is based on studying coastal properties, and that…. is not a private beach.
14 years ago at 11:43 pmGreat effort here champ, but you maybe the reason you are so far off is because you spend too much time on this website, and not enough time on your job. This is an island off of the West coast of Florida, which is the Gulf. Yes it is private because my Dad owns it. Where you seem to be so educated…you are not. By the position of the sun and the tide, this was clearly not taken during the sunrise, try late afternoon. The only reason I posted this is to make poors like yourself (Tallapoosa Snu) understand how incredibly far below me you are on the financial totem pole. Make sure you have done your homework before you step up to the plate. Also, work on your grammar and punctuation next time.
14 years ago at 12:28 am^This.
If you don’t know about the dozens of private islands that run up the west coast of Florida good luck being successful in coastal real estate.
14 years ago at 12:38 amWealthyweight, when you say “how incredibly far below me you are on the financial totem pole” shouldn’t you have said: how incredibly far below my father you are on the financial totem pole?
14 years ago at 10:14 amWealthyweight is so frat
14 years ago at 12:08 pmNot true bud, I’ve got beach front here in Boise
14 years ago at 7:58 pmYou, Sir, must be affluent.
14 years ago at 10:44 pmBut definitely not affable.
14 years ago at 9:07 pm^ You sir (with google’s help) have provided me with a great new word. I honestly say this with no inflection of sarcasm, thank you.
14 years ago at 8:01 pmEvery post on this site is talked down upon. Frat on fellow brother.
14 years ago at 11:47 pmThis is definitely in Florida i was there with him
14 years ago at 1:02 pmThat’s cool.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmWhat else is really cool? Having him tag you there on facebook and not touting it here. I say this as politely as possible, but seriously who here cares. You’re his friend? Great, but this isn’t fb. You went there too? Great, again not fb.
There just isn’t a need for you to say this.