Tits are like the sun, you can only take quick glances. But with a pair of Costas, you can stare until the world ends. TFM.

  1. YouwereDeltwith

    Who gives a shit? This is still an everyday move of each fraternity man on this site.

    13 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. YouwereDeltwith

      ^That was a response to HankRearden, but for some reason it made it a regular post

      13 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. Bleaux Me

      Actually, Costa 580s and Maui Jims are the only two brands of sunglasses that block 100% of the harmful radiation from all angles. If you spend a lot of time on the water I highly suggest getting a pair or two if you value your eyesight.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Pandaman

      Funny, never took Costa Del Mar’s for fratty. Always just wore them for boat fishing.

      13 years ago at 12:07 am
  2. Mr Sir

    And scream in agony five minutes later as your cornea burns and all you can see is white.

    13 years ago at 4:33 pm
    1. Captain Douchebag

      If all I saw was “white”, I’d gladly stare at the sun for however long it took.

      13 years ago at 6:18 pm