Aaron Rodgers Goes Greek
The Green Bay Packers earned a bye week during the NFL’s Wild Card Weekend. That’s what a 15-1 regular season record will earn you. And that’s what quarterback play by Aaron Rodgers will get you.
Bye weeks are great for resting the body after a long, grueling, physically demanding season. They’re useful for studying up on your next opponent and game-planning. They’re even nice to visit the family or catch some peaceful rest back home.
That is, unless, you are Aaron Rodgers. A. Rodge used his bye week to get initiated by the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity at St. Norbert College in Wisconsin last Thursday, along with teammate Graham Harrell. Rodgers was loosely affiliated with the TKE chapter at California Berkeley during his college days, but Head Coach Jeff Tedford wouldn’t allow him to officially join. He wanted his players focused on football, and only football.
“But, but he didn’t even go through pledgeship. How can this happen?” Shut up. He won a Superbowl MVP. You don’t get to haze him.
Don’t look for Brother Rodgers to make your local rush party in the next few weeks, though. He has plans.
Here’s to you, A. Rodge. Frat on, sir.
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Real Champions join Sigma Chi. Just ask Ditka, Drew Brees, Mike Holmgren, Bob Griese, and Sean Payton
13 years ago at 1:51 pm^ Hell yes
13 years ago at 1:52 pm^Damn right. In hoc.
13 years ago at 1:53 pm^ IN HOC
13 years ago at 1:58 pmDon’t forget TJ Yates.
13 years ago at 2:00 pmIHSV
13 years ago at 2:06 pmHe said champions.
13 years ago at 2:06 pm^These guys know. In Hoc brothers!
13 years ago at 2:06 pmJust ask Terry Bradshaw, Phil Simms, Marv Levy, and George Halas
13 years ago at 2:11 pmIn Hoc.
13 years ago at 2:25 pmHIV In Cock
13 years ago at 2:33 pmReal Champions like the men listed above don’t try to skip pledging either.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmIn cock boys, in cock.
13 years ago at 2:50 pmI don’t know how many times this needs to be explained on this website but In hoc is pronounced “in hoke” not “in hock”.
13 years ago at 3:29 pm^ Like he said…. In cock, my friend. Eat cock.
13 years ago at 3:54 pmlol at these being as you definition of REAL champions.
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^^^ so your fraternity is a hoke?
13 years ago at 4:08 pmI am loving the mispronunciation and spelling errors littered throughout by the anti-Sigs. Too bad your fraternities let in illiterate ignorami. Also, the ^ character obviously is not something that comes naturally. Take a refresher course in internet shit-talk boys, then come back. In Hoc brothers.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmI am loving the cock jokes and cock references littered throughout by the anti-Sigs. Too bad your fraternities don’t love cock as much as we do. Also, the “^” character obviously is not something that looks enough like a cock, so I don’t acknowledge it. Take a refresher course in internet cock-talk boys, then cum back. In-Cock brothers.
13 years ago at 4:56 pm^shut up pike
13 years ago at 5:14 pmSigma Why?
13 years ago at 5:53 pmSean Payton grew up in my county
13 years ago at 6:22 pmLet’s not forget Urban Meyer. IHSV
13 years ago at 7:18 pmand Buckner. In Cock!
13 years ago at 11:05 pmTrue. In Hoc.
13 years ago at 12:29 amIHSV (I Have a Small Vagina)
13 years ago at 7:52 amYES. i was thinking the same thing while reading this article. Real leaders join sigma chi, we take the best and make them better. ihsv my brothers.
13 years ago at 9:58 amin cock
13 years ago at 11:59 pmThe original fucking UC fratting hard.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmThe original UC full of fucking communists
13 years ago at 6:56 pmthe same UC that is a mecca for hippies and liberals? yea fratting real hard
13 years ago at 7:21 pmI guess it really is true, if you can’t go greek, go TKE…
13 years ago at 1:52 pmHey good one!!!
13 years ago at 1:53 pmHey, if you cant go greek… go TKE
13 years ago at 2:35 pm^And if TKE doesn’t bid you, there’s always DU.
13 years ago at 3:21 pm^Ha.
13 years ago at 9:00 pm^^But they probably will
13 years ago at 12:32 amIf you can’t go TKE, still don’t go pike. There’s a lower tier out there somewhere for you.
13 years ago at 1:02 pmI bet every TKE in America busted a nut when they heard about this.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmReally couldn’t care less.
13 years ago at 2:54 pm^Nice name sir, YITB
13 years ago at 4:23 pm^^^ I sure did.
13 years ago at 6:20 pm^^^^ And that’s all they are going to be talking about for rush.
13 years ago at 10:15 pm^Don’t worry they’ll leave the part out where he didn’t have to pledge.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmSo a dude who went to Cal gets initiated without any pledgeship and getting hazed in any way just because he hung around the chapter when he was in college, and you are praising him on this website. I’d like to say Fuck You to the following:
Cal Berkeley
13 years ago at 2:03 pmAaron Rodgers
TFM (RogerDornTFM specifically)
TKE
anyone who thinks this is Frat.
and Sig Ep for starting this kind of bullshit.
^ This guy giving away all his fucks.
13 years ago at 2:04 pmThanks for reading, pal.
13 years ago at 2:05 pm**Correction: The people at SigEp that thought this shit was a good idea. Not all SigEp’s agree with Balanced Man, including, but limited to, myself.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmFan of W, I myself am a Sig Ep. I will loudly say Fuck Off to the National Convention for coming up with this garbage.
And Dorn… My pleasure.
13 years ago at 2:17 pmI can agree with that, Tex.
13 years ago at 2:26 pm“Not all SigEp’s agree with Balanced Man, including, but limited to, myself.” So everyone else does like it.
13 years ago at 2:53 pmCommodore, it seems as though you think I fucked up, although, I fail to see how. For the sake of clarification, fuck the Balanced Man Program.
13 years ago at 3:40 pmDude, Do you need some Ketamine or something?
13 years ago at 3:56 pmFan of W, the expression is “Including, but not limited to” by saying “Including, but limited to” you’re saying “this group includes me and is limited to me”.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmFuck it.
13 years ago at 11:58 pmNailed it
13 years ago at 10:57 am^^I applaud your response, good sir.
13 years ago at 1:01 pmIt makes sense what you said now that I actually realized I forgot the “not”…Sucks to realize mistakes…which explains my attitude.
13 years ago at 7:06 pmSucks to know you suck.
13 years ago at 8:40 amJerry Jones should haze him. Traded in his paddle for a fucking bullhorn. A-B
13 years ago at 2:03 pmA-B
13 years ago at 2:05 pmC?
13 years ago at 2:53 pmA-B
13 years ago at 3:22 pm…C?
13 years ago at 3:56 pmD
13 years ago at 3:57 pmPee
13 years ago at 5:01 pmKnee
13 years ago at 5:20 pmRobert E
13 years ago at 6:15 pmFuck im drunk
13 years ago at 6:17 pmA-B
13 years ago at 1:22 amAnd to think I used to like Aaron Rodgers.
13 years ago at 2:05 pmI wonder what a TKE initiation looked like to Aaron Rodgers
13 years ago at 2:09 pmProbably like gay sex
13 years ago at 10:39 am^
13 years ago at 9:25 pmAaron Rodgers, FaF regardless.
13 years ago at 2:14 pm^
13 years ago at 11:18 amFor being such an amateur hour fraternity TKE does has two good alumni in Rodgers and Reagan. They’re doing their best to redeem California and TKE.
13 years ago at 2:16 pm*does have
13 years ago at 2:43 pmWe also have Phil Simms, Ron Jeremy, Mike Huckabee, Terry Bradshaw, Elvis Presley, etc
13 years ago at 2:57 pmRoy Jones, Jr., Charles Walgreen, Jr., Danny Thomas (the founder of St. Jude), Elvis Presley. YITB Commodore
13 years ago at 4:58 pmElvis mentioned prior, laps and laps.
13 years ago at 5:00 pmLet us not forget Steve Forbes
13 years ago at 7:19 pmAre y’all actually proud of having a overweight porn star as an alumnus?
13 years ago at 10:59 pmRon Jeremy isn’t an alumnus, nationals revoked his honorary status.
13 years ago at 12:19 amTKE is the largest fraternity in America, of course there were a few of them that have amounted to something. They just, were probably really gay while they were in college
13 years ago at 12:37 am^ That was awful. Kindly run into a knife good sir.
13 years ago at 3:21 pm^^^^^Wait who are these people?
13 years ago at 4:27 pmGeorge Halas, Edward Droste (founder of Hooters), Willie Nelson
13 years ago at 2:32 am