Asking the pianist at church if she can keep it down because you are too hung over. TFM.

    1. TakeALap

      ^ Did you really make your name about a part of town to make yourself look superior? Fuck you douche bag, quit showing your money… and don’t even come back with “Oh you must be mad because you can’t live there.” Shut the fuck up, I live in an area just as nice. By the way, you live there because of your daddy, not because of you, so don’t brag about where you live if you didn’t do fucking shit to live there. New money pussy

      14 years ago at 2:49 am
    2. I never mentioned wealth, but now since you brought it into this “conversation”, Highland Park has probably the oldest money in Texas and maybe even some of the oldest in the nation.

      Your little “bitch fit” was pretty funny you fucking loser. You’re an idiot.

      14 years ago at 2:29 pm
      1. You act like you weren’t the one that started this. I was just defending myself you called HP new money and I corrected you. You wrote like two paragraphs trying to say how you were just as good as HP and cussing me ouy

        14 years ago at 8:55 pm
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Yes really. I’m gonna fuck your mother with your cut offed face on mine. You young pussy

      14 years ago at 8:58 pm
    2. ImBarneyStinson

      Does anyone else on this website ever leave a bunch of comments, then check back a few hours later to see if anyone has replied to your “recent comments”? Just curious.

      14 years ago at 12:49 am
  1. FratRich

    Whispering in the pastors ear during praise and worship “cut it 30 short and i’ll pay you.” TFM

    14 years ago at 7:03 pm
    1. iRage

      This just in: some churches use pianos because they sound a hell of a lot better than organs. Organs are fine for traditional catholic services where you can literally feel the life being sucked out of you, but for churches centered around praise, worship, and happiness a piano lends itself to more cheerful music.

      14 years ago at 8:24 pm
    2. iRage

      Nope. Mother’s a catholic. Father’s an episcopalian. I’ve seen both sides and prefer a more joyful worship. I’m not talking black gospel, but I do prefer the piano over the organ.

      14 years ago at 9:01 pm
    3. Get Him to the Frat

      Your church is centered around praise, worship, and happiness? You must go to one of those pussy liberal churches that just wants to make everybody feel good about themselves. The truth is that in a church service you need to be reminded that you’re a sinner and that you need forgiveness and then you need to be reminded that you have that forgiveness. Then you praise and worship God for what he’s done while being happy. Just skipping the first two parts is retarded and you need to find a better church.

      14 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. FuckTheIntern

      ^ This. Great TFM’s are getting to be few and far between with the fucking Intern these days.

      14 years ago at 7:41 pm
    2. True_Gentleman27

      Maybe the Intern would do better if you fuckers didn’t suck so bad at being frat.

      14 years ago at 9:38 am