The house cook knowing more of the sins you've committed than your priest. TFM.

  1. Joke Explainer

    This is funny because adherents of Catholicism are expected to regularly confess their sins to an ordained priest of the faith, whereas a fraternity house’s cook serves no such purpose.

    13 years ago at 9:05 pm
  2. BEVOdoesntgiveaFuck

    Being catholic and pretty much worshiping false gods like the virgin Mary is definitely NF. I’m pretty sure she was just a chosen woman, not Some miracle working goddess. I don’t need to count beads to be forgiven. If I’m not mistaken it says that somewhere in the bible that gods son died for us so that we didn’t have to do rituals like count beads or kill lambs. Christianity FaF.

    13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    1. True_Gentleman27

      I was going to mearly skip by your lenghty, retarded comment…until it sparked a level of hatred for your existance in me. You see, Catholicism is about much more than “counting beads” or “killing lambs” as you insanely put it. Essentially the two religions are very similar (Obviously), but with one but difference. Commitment is that difference. Catholics are conservative about their views and basically don’t give a fuck otherwise. If you aren’t man enough to handle it, then go play with a dradel.

      13 years ago at 1:39 pm
    2. BEVOdoesntgiveaFuck

      Your “go play with a dradel” comment was simply foolish. I stated above that I am Christian. I’m committed to my religion just as much as you are, the difference between us is that I have proof that worshiping false idols is wrong. It’s called the bible. No where in the.Bible does it say that we should worship mary for giving birth to gods son. That is exactly one of the things that you as Catholics do. I’m not completely apposed to your religion there’s just things like that, that I don’t support.

      13 years ago at 2:31 pm
    3. True_Gentleman27

      I was raised to respect my mother, Sir. If you have a problem with respecting the mother of Jesus then you can rightly fuck off. Also, my “go play with a dradel” comment was mentioned even with knowing your religion, because frankly I think you should just jump ship already.

      13 years ago at 7:57 am