haha I used to wait until this one guy was asleep and then I’d sneak out! Later, he told me he loved me and I just laughed at him and I haven’t talked to him since.
I was going to point out the obvious in this post, but due to user Sir Frattington III residing in Montana, I decided to abort my plan because Montana is frowned upon extremely by the fraternity culture.
You’re a pussy. Get up, take a shower, and leave. She can do whatever she wants, she’s going to leave at some point. And she’ll want you more for not giving a fuck. This is freshman year shit.
What’s wrong with some morning sex or breakfast?
13 years ago at 8:24 pmFaF
13 years ago at 8:36 pmPulling the ” I got to go meet my wife for breakfast”
13 years ago at 8:38 pmWow your so fuckin cool brah, you probably belong to sig chi at Montana state.
13 years ago at 8:45 pmI’m guessing some one didn’t get that bid to sig chi.
13 years ago at 9:12 pmA Sigma Chi in Montana is a Sigma Chi none the less. It’s obvious your only bid came from SAE. IHSV.
13 years ago at 9:12 pmSigma Chi.
13 years ago at 9:13 pmPotty putter,
I have a actual potty putter it’s awesome, I can’t get the damn middle crease out of it so my puts always hook left.
13 years ago at 10:17 pmGetting it ironed should help. Frat on, Sir.
13 years ago at 10:30 pmLooks like the reply button isn’t working properly. Fuck you intern.
13 years ago at 10:31 pmSigma Chi in Montana equal goat fuckers, let’s call a spade a spade.
13 years ago at 6:28 amFirst of all, what is a Montana?
13 years ago at 9:06 pmAnd second, we all know that pissing the bed is a surefire way to get them out of your room in the morning.
Actually standing up and pissing on her until she gets up and leaves. TFM
13 years ago at 9:09 pmCan’t decide whether thats one of the biggest TFTC moves you can do, or if its just a TrkellyM. Or both.
13 years ago at 9:54 pm^^ This.
13 years ago at 12:01 pmI believe Montana is an old wooden ship
13 years ago at 4:40 pmhaha I used to wait until this one guy was asleep and then I’d sneak out! Later, he told me he loved me and I just laughed at him and I haven’t talked to him since.
13 years ago at 9:26 pmOH, harsh!
13 years ago at 9:27 pmCoolest fucking story I’ve heard in my life.
13 years ago at 9:55 pmWell in the end he jizzed, so I think he won the battle.
13 years ago at 10:18 pm^He won the battle but lost the whore
13 years ago at 2:03 am^funniest thing i’ve read
13 years ago at 2:11 amhe knew by telling you that he loves you, that you would leave…
women aren’t as smart as men, it’s science
13 years ago at 7:42 am^ Even though I completley agree with what you have said, I still can’t help but think you are a moron.
13 years ago at 9:10 amTotal Whore Move.
13 years ago at 9:28 am^^^^^ Fucking this!!
13 years ago at 12:02 pmI was going to point out the obvious in this post, but due to user Sir Frattington III residing in Montana, I decided to abort my plan because Montana is frowned upon extremely by the fraternity culture.
13 years ago at 9:36 pmGood call there, champ.
13 years ago at 9:56 pmYou’re a pussy. Get up, take a shower, and leave. She can do whatever she wants, she’s going to leave at some point. And she’ll want you more for not giving a fuck. This is freshman year shit.
13 years ago at 9:42 pmAre u fucking me right now? Fuck sigma chi. Sae all the way
13 years ago at 9:46 pmPhi Alpha Brother
13 years ago at 9:48 pmThe reply button for you is about as hard to find as your anal virginity.
13 years ago at 9:50 pmUse proper grammar and stop bashing other fraternities. It’s best if you just ignore their existence entirely.
Phi Alpha brother.
13 years ago at 9:08 amRon Paul knows what the fuck is up
13 years ago at 9:11 am‘Playing dead’.
13 years ago at 9:54 pmBeing dead. TFTC
13 years ago at 9:57 pm