Baby proofing your room so you don't injure yourself when you get home from the bar. TFM.

  1. TheCommodore

    Baby proofing your basement to appeal to your target demographic of slams. TfratduskyM.

    14 years ago at 9:32 pm
  2. BROst beef sandwich

    Or you can take your tampon out and deal with the side effects of drinking.

    14 years ago at 9:33 pm
  3. William H Letterman

    So what you are saying, is that you put bars around your bed, you don’t have a pillow or blanket, and have a baby monitor that links to ‘Mother Pledge’ to come help you if you start crying or puking?

    14 years ago at 10:18 pm