Convincing a stripper to go back to school. TFM.

I naturally assume all pledges are mentally retarded, but you are something else kid. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just come to the conclusion that TKE felt sorry for you. They did not want you to go home without anything in your cargo shorts pockets, so they just gave you a bid. I honestly don’t know how you are going to make it passed pledgeship. If your TKE chapter does not have a pledge process then that really does explains a lot. You are the prime example of why the pledge process was created in the beginning, to weed out the people who don’t deserve to be there. Have more respect for your fraternity and please don’t come back to this website, at least until you are an active. Until then pledge…

That’s not the point here Dylan, I was teaching this chode-monkey a little thing or two about being a man.