Hilarious Email Exchange: The Frat Guy and the “Lawyer”
The following email exchange is reported to be from the University of Southern California. Brett, the gullible fraternity guy seeks legal advice on Craigslist. via jockular.com
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Rock Chalk
13 years ago at 4:18 pmThat awkward moment when you lost to Mizzou
13 years ago at 4:27 pmhttp://mutigers.cbscollegestore.com/store_contents.cfm?store_id=51&dept_id=-2&product_id=215913
That awkward moment when you make a T-Shirt for winning a home game that you were favored to win.
13 years ago at 4:30 pm^Doesn’t Mizzou still have a return game in Lawrence?
13 years ago at 4:44 pmThat awkward moment when you lost to the cyclones.
13 years ago at 4:45 pmThat awkward moment when you reach to find a reason to talk shit on a team that has won the conference seven years in a row and is currently in the lead to have a share of it’s eighth, compared to the team that has never won even a share.
13 years ago at 4:50 pmThat awkward moment when you realize you go to mizzou and you will never get anywhere in life
13 years ago at 4:57 pmPoised to win? isn’t there a 3 way tie…
13 years ago at 4:59 pm^ Win a share, as of now.
13 years ago at 5:04 pmThat awkward moment when you lost to Davidson
13 years ago at 7:56 pmThat awkward moment when UK shits on everyone elses school.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmThat awkward moment when we’re all tied up, played the 3 and 4 seed twice already, and you still have to take a visit to Lawrence, KS. Good luck to you, boy.
13 years ago at 8:49 pmThat awkward moment when your basketball team is 9-7 in Division III
13 years ago at 9:42 pm^ yeah, as much as I love our basketball team and think we have a legitimate shot at going to the final four, I’m well aware Lawrence will be almost impossible to get a win from. Shit happens.
13 years ago at 9:43 pm^^* damn you fratmuscle
13 years ago at 9:43 pmThat awkward moment when you realize men care about football and not basketball. Then you realize your football team didn’t win a single conference game last season…Then you kill yourself.
13 years ago at 12:00 am^this
13 years ago at 2:21 amWe treat basketball like dog fighting for humans, except a level below dog-fighting because they are all niqgers.
13 years ago at 9:24 amBrett sucks
13 years ago at 4:19 pmLaughed the entire time I read this.
13 years ago at 4:25 pmBecause he’s as much of a dumbshit as your, or because your blowhole was getting tickled by Jerry Fratdusky’s nose hair?
13 years ago at 6:51 pmyou’re*
13 years ago at 7:07 pm“Your improper use of the English language shows how much of a dumbass you’re.”
Try spelling it out next time champ. Laps.
13 years ago at 7:54 pmbosshog, ok so first you complain about the usage of the term FRAT, when in fact you are on a website called total FRAT move. Now, you call someone a dumbshit, for no apparent reason and can’t differentiate between your and you’re. Dude, please leave.
13 years ago at 5:10 amI found this hysterical.
13 years ago at 4:28 pmHow did that Idiot not realize the Law firm had BenJarvis Green Ellis in the name?
13 years ago at 4:31 pmBecause BenJarvis Green-Ellis isn’t a pro surfer. california fucks
13 years ago at 4:36 pmSeen’t it too. We’re smart.
13 years ago at 8:58 pm^^^ caught that aswell. Thought it was pretty funny
13 years ago at 9:48 amWe’re all so fucking cool.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmWorth Reading?
13 years ago at 4:32 pmno
13 years ago at 4:37 pmYes, if you enjoy falling asleep on the keyboard.
13 years ago at 4:37 pmnqejrvbnrjkvlenbivnrvk…sorry…I dozed off and hit my head on the keyboard.
13 years ago at 8:17 pmA fraternity that was founded in 1924… Worth pledging?
13 years ago at 11:39 pmYour mom birthed in 1966… Worth fucking?
13 years ago at 11:48 pm^This
13 years ago at 12:38 am^^
13 years ago at 4:24 pm^^^
13 years ago at 9:14 amThe level of intelligence in Southern California will never cease to amaze me
13 years ago at 4:35 pm*sease
13 years ago at 5:24 pm^this
13 years ago at 5:51 pmBakersfield isn’t souther california, it’s a central shit hole in the middle of knowhere
13 years ago at 4:52 pmsouthern*
13 years ago at 4:53 pmThis is the greatest thing ever.
13 years ago at 4:35 pmJim trying to relive his college life since he was a GDI
13 years ago at 4:35 pmThis belongs on fail Friday, embarrassing on both accounts.
13 years ago at 5:00 pmWell, it would make much more sense if the “lawyer” was actually just a guy messing with the “frat guy” and that it’s only embarrassing to the frat guy.
13 years ago at 5:33 pm^It’s pretty clear the guy pretending to be a lawyer is messing with him…unless you’re Autistic. But even then it’s still pretty clear.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmClearly he is pretending. BenJarvis Green-Ellis’ nickname is the “Law Firm” due to the similarities in name length.
13 years ago at 10:09 am