Grandpa saying that liquor weaker than 80 proof is like being on a boat. It's too close to water. TFM. brogadishu_mile14 years ago
Alpha Frat Exactly. Brogadishu, you are either a liar and a douche or you and your grandpa are douches. 14 years ago at 12:12 am
Costa Vision So, he doesn’t like water, boats or beer? Your grandfather sounds like the worst. Put than man in a home. 14 years ago at 11:54 am
A Frattest H This. Last time I checked being on a boat (at least an appropriate one) was a good thing. 14 years ago at 12:00 pm
NateHiggers If Jimmy is his grandpa, then he can’t possibly be old enough to be in a fraternity… Holy shit it must be that kid whose elementary school doesnt block TFM the computers 14 years ago at 12:28 pm
That_One_Guy Hey I get it^ I come to this website and read a lot too, then I reference back to jokes to relate with fellow TFM-ers all the time! Yay team. 14 years ago at 1:28 pm
HornedFrog1858 Jimmy Tatro already has grandkids? That glorious, fertile bastard. 14 years ago at 12:12 pm
nubro I thought it was: “It’s like having sex on a boat. It’s fucking near water.” 14 years ago at 1:27 pm
Way to fuck up the expression, champ.
14 years ago at 11:37 am^this
14 years ago at 12:20 pmYour grandpa watches the frat life videos?
14 years ago at 5:33 pmExactly. Brogadishu, you are either a liar and a douche or you and your grandpa are douches.
14 years ago at 12:12 amGrandpa getting you drunk on his boat. TFratduskyM
14 years ago at 11:44 amYou can do better.
14 years ago at 3:53 pmSo, he doesn’t like water, boats or beer? Your grandfather sounds like the worst. Put than man in a home.
14 years ago at 11:54 amThis.
14 years ago at 12:00 pmLast time I checked being on a boat (at least an appropriate one) was a good thing.
“Put that man in a home”. I laughed.
14 years ago at 12:03 pm^As did i
14 years ago at 6:29 pmI didn’t realize your grandfather was jimmy tatro.
14 years ago at 12:05 pmIf Jimmy is his grandpa, then he can’t possibly be old enough to be in a fraternity… Holy shit it must be that kid whose elementary school doesnt block TFM the computers
14 years ago at 12:28 pmHey I get it^ I come to this website and read a lot too, then I reference back to jokes to relate with fellow TFM-ers all the time! Yay team.
14 years ago at 1:28 pm^You must be new here…
14 years ago at 6:29 pm^^Also fuck you.
14 years ago at 7:02 pmJimmy Tatro already has grandkids?
14 years ago at 12:12 pmThat glorious, fertile bastard.
I bet he says the same about anything below 40% too.
14 years ago at 12:22 pm^ something was done here
14 years ago at 12:34 pmI’ll have a White Russian.
14 years ago at 12:27 pm^something…..might have been done here.
14 years ago at 1:06 pmThe Dude abides.
14 years ago at 1:16 pmMy grandpa says “If it’s below 80 proof, slip some roofies in it”.
14 years ago at 12:56 pmTypical Pike
14 years ago at 3:10 pm^ fuck you
14 years ago at 3:43 pmDate rape drugs. TPikeM
14 years ago at 3:57 pmHaving sex with cats. TpikeM
14 years ago at 6:54 pmBlowing dudes. TPikeM
14 years ago at 9:39 pmPikes having sex with Pikes. TPikeM
14 years ago at 11:06 amvolunteering to be fratdusky’s next victim. TpikeM
14 years ago at 9:04 pmWay to dick ride Jimmy you Fucking GDI
14 years ago at 12:58 pmI thought it was: “It’s like having sex on a boat. It’s fucking near water.”
14 years ago at 1:27 pm