I would go ahead and cut ties right after she breaks up with her boyfriend. She’s one step away from wanting commitment from you. Run while you still can.
She still has feelings for him, so she’s going to let him pipe and compare his dick to yours. Even if she prefers yours, she’s going to come back to college with his dick on her breathe. Sounds like you got a classy one chief.
Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmis she your special lady friend?
14 years ago at 1:02 amImma take her! lol
14 years ago at 5:11 pmI’m not your friend buddy
14 years ago at 6:58 pmIm Not your buddy, sport
14 years ago at 9:26 pmHe’ll probably plow her one last time
14 years ago at 9:17 pm^
14 years ago at 9:23 pmOtherwise she would’ve just texted
14 years ago at 10:12 pmhad a girl do this recently, felt pretty accomplished
14 years ago at 9:37 pmhaha nice man!
14 years ago at 5:11 pmsingular slam? sounds like things are getting pretty serious between you two.
14 years ago at 9:40 pm^I enjoy most of your comments.
14 years ago at 2:50 pmHaahaaha doooood. only one slam?? Dude things must be getting really serious! ^THISSSS. Your comments are daaa bomb, broski
14 years ago at 5:13 pmCongratulations. Let’s celebrate with a cigar and a bottle of scotch.
14 years ago at 12:47 amFUCKIN MOON CRICKETS
14 years ago at 12:49 amBIG LIP MINNOW MOTHERFUCKERS
14 years ago at 12:50 ami aint racist, i just aint queer, like the rest of ya FUCKIN YANKEES
14 years ago at 12:50 amReggin?
14 years ago at 1:06 pmI posted my opion and TFM deleted it. All i said was Porch Monkey. I didn’t even capitalize it. TFM intern must be a reg
14 years ago at 1:08 pm^Or because you’re so dumb you cant spell opinion.
14 years ago at 3:22 pm^ this. I laughed.
14 years ago at 8:24 pmI would go ahead and cut ties right after she breaks up with her boyfriend. She’s one step away from wanting commitment from you. Run while you still can.
14 years ago at 1:12 amSeparate entirely. Total DENNS System Move.
14 years ago at 7:43 pmShe still has feelings for him, so she’s going to let him pipe and compare his dick to yours. Even if she prefers yours, she’s going to come back to college with his dick on her breathe. Sounds like you got a classy one chief.
14 years ago at 7:37 amBeing the Monogamous one in the relationship. NF.
14 years ago at 8:35 am^this. totally not frat. It simply isnt. This doood knows whazz gehddd lol
14 years ago at 5:13 pmScotty doesn’t know
14 years ago at 10:21 amThat Fiona and me
14 years ago at 1:05 pmDo it in my van every sunday
14 years ago at 6:59 pmShe tells him shes in church
14 years ago at 9:28 pmYour slam thinking breaking up with her boyfriend is going to change anything. TFM.
14 years ago at 2:11 pmTSM*
14 years ago at 9:28 pm