I don't have the time to go on vacation, so tonight I'm drinking until I don't know where I am. TFM.

    1. Born Wearing Sperrys

      Since we have waited so long I expect an excellent flow and flawless grammar.

      13 years ago at 11:01 pm
    2. FaFTexas

      If I don’t have a raging hard-on by the end of your column, we’re gonna have a problem.

      13 years ago at 12:45 am
  1. James Fratwell

    Drink enough hurricanes and grenades and you might just end up in New Orleans.

    13 years ago at 8:56 pm
    1. BroswickStew

      Anne Frank was caught, so I’m guessing she’s not the World Champ anymore. My money’s on Holloway.

      13 years ago at 10:31 am
    2. Beam and Cope

      Anne Frank hid for 4 years. Bin Laden hid for 10. But people still don’t know where the fuck Jimmy Hoffa is. Hoffa wins.

      13 years ago at 10:46 am