1. grandfrat

    So you wouldn’t even help her up and get her inside faster, which would in turn get you in her pants faster? huh, interesting.

    13 years ago at 11:04 am
  2. The GZA

    Helping a stumbling woman up the stairs, taking her to her own apartment, tucking her in before kissing her on the forehead, and promptly leaving because you don’t want to take advantage of her. RFM.

    13 years ago at 11:16 am
    1. “text me in the morning so I know you’re all right and so I don’t have to worry.” RFM

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    2. Minnebrota Brophers

      ^Are YOU fucking serious right now? Hey guys, check out the spring pledge.

      13 years ago at 7:14 pm
    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      Dirty Sperry is new to this. Fuck you for calling me a Sig Ep. I may have touched some boys, but I’m not that gay.

      13 years ago at 11:32 am
  3. HazebrookOtisAllan

    Cool story, bro. You obviously look like a true gentleman. Typical Floridian.

    13 years ago at 12:56 pm
    1. Sir Frattinsworth

      You ruined the quote. “You must go on a ton of adventures”… Take a lap.

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm