Switching to safe sex for lent. TFM.

    1. Chadbrochocinco

      I am most definitely not a rookie, I don’t have time sometimes to keep up with the abbreviations. I’ve had about ten posted.

      14 years ago at 1:11 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      There’s no such thing as premature ejaculation. Sex ends when the man is finished.

      14 years ago at 9:28 pm
    2. FratMuscle

      Premature ejaculation is actually ejaculation before penetration. Quick ejaculation is ejaculation after penetration in a short period of time, such as the first time you have sex after a long dry spell with no masturbation training.

      14 years ago at 4:40 pm
  1. Fratlosophy101

    Does that mean you’re no longer using sandpaper to masturbate? Because you need to get back on that one.

    14 years ago at 9:00 pm
    1. Fratlosophy101

      Shhh, it’s okay Nate. They’ve got support groups for this kinda shit. You need a sponsor?

      14 years ago at 10:04 pm
    2. NateHiggers

      I use fine grit now don’t worry. But I have to do the whole looking at a picture of myself thing then. Its kinda fucked up.

      14 years ago at 10:27 pm
    3. Fratitute

      ^^I just read all of those replies ain’t a whispering voice in my head. Like Morgan Freeman’s voice. Only whispering.

      14 years ago at 12:52 am
    1. NateHiggers

      Accidentally turning Buddhist for 1 day only because you were tripping so hard on shrooms and PCP combo that you thought you were in the Himalayas TFTC?

      14 years ago at 10:31 pm
    2. NateHiggers

      I said it was an accident chief. I was force-fed 3 eighths when I blacked in inside of some kind of indian drug den. It was ridiculous.

      14 years ago at 11:00 pm
  2. The_Chilis_Guy

    The safest form of sex is when you get super drunk and have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intervenus drugs at the
    same time. Don’t forget to carry a weapon. (I would’ve posted the video but I couldn’t find it)

    14 years ago at 10:40 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      I constantly have sex in there. Slam IV got removed from the lineup for not wanting to have a threesome with her sister in the chilis kitchen though…

      14 years ago at 12:48 am
    2. FPH

      I might have to call into question the frattiness of quoting blink-182 <—possibly drawn offsides?

      14 years ago at 12:57 pm