God damnit, why can’t I be funny. Not like queer funny, but like haha clown funny. Fuck that, clowns aren’t any funny. I wanna be funny funny. Fuck it.
Well, if the camera angle after the “This is TFM” didn’t give it away, if you look close enough, you can see Kenny Mayne in the bathroom stall rubbing one out.
Well, let’s see.
“Business Operations Internship, Grandex LLC, Summer 2012. Was intricately involved in operating all aspects of Grandex’s growing e-commerce operation, from inventory management and order fulfillment, to online advertising and marketing. Was also responsible for online content creation and syndication published to a daily-growing key market demographic.”
Sounds pretty legit to me, and hell, half of it was copied and pasted from their website. By the way, you’re welcome, intern.
The field that I work in requires real business internships. I don’t know how it works down south these days, but good luck sniping a job in finance with this summer camp on your resume.
If a company that is extremely well branded, in the consciousness of popular culture, and has an audience of 1.5 million people per month and over 80 million ad impressions monthly isn’t ‘real busness’ enough for you, I don’t know who the fuck you think you are.
Becuase he interns for a company that is just so fuckin frat. He also probably drives his Tahoe to work, wearing a seersucker suit and sperrys, along with a bowtie. He also chugs Makers while he gives the frat point to his boss. Thats okay, his dad is the boss.
Really, because they have information like as your email. If you are normal person, you have three emails; one for business, one for play and one for school. Your TFM account and Facebook account are most likely connected. Although Facebook seems like a harmless website, it does actually contain vital information regarding your identity. Most males between the age of 17-25 do not have their Facebook properly secured, which makes you are vulnerable to identity theft. Your basic Facebook information(name, current location, age, education) can lead to other information that can potentially ruin you. If you are pussy that keeps their facebook on a top privacy setting, they could just use an ordinary password cracker that uses basic algorithms to gain access to your email to get even more information. I didn’t say shit about the staff deleting your TFM account…
This was definitely worth the time it took to make
14 years ago at 9:56 pmWhy isn’t he being a human bidet for you?
14 years ago at 11:30 amDoes he use the glory hole to?
14 years ago at 9:58 pmTo what?
14 years ago at 10:02 pmNarnia
14 years ago at 10:12 pm^ I laughed. Frat on.
14 years ago at 9:41 am^^ That made me shart.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmTespnCommercialM
14 years ago at 9:59 pmMy exact thoughts.
14 years ago at 10:13 pm^^ haha this
14 years ago at 11:16 pm^^^
14 years ago at 11:50 pmi believe thats what they’re goin for boys
14 years ago at 3:23 amI could be wrong, but I do believe that this is a parody of the ESPN, specifically SportsCenter, commercials.
14 years ago at 10:54 amI thought it was known by all that it was a parody of the SportsCenter commercials.
14 years ago at 10:00 pmyea, except espn commercials are funny
14 years ago at 11:00 amMy bathroom intern even wipes for me. Get on my level, Dorn.
14 years ago at 10:00 pmNah, see you’ve gotta get on that personal intern thing. It’s nice knowing my ass is the only one an intern wipes/kisses at any given moment.
14 years ago at 10:02 pmI like the ESPN Sportscenter feel to these new videos. Carry on.
14 years ago at 10:01 pm^This
14 years ago at 10:08 pmKeep ’em up.
It’s not crazy, it’s TFM.
14 years ago at 10:12 pm^^^
14 years ago at 10:15 pmQuality shit.
14 years ago at 1:47 pmBrown nosing at its finest.
14 years ago at 10:01 pmGod damnit, why can’t I be funny. Not like queer funny, but like haha clown funny. Fuck that, clowns aren’t any funny. I wanna be funny funny. Fuck it.
14 years ago at 10:06 pmTake a look here kids, this is what crack does to people.
14 years ago at 10:09 pmKeep trying, champ. Eventually you’ll get it.
14 years ago at 10:09 pmI think we need to sit down and have an intervention.
14 years ago at 10:15 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBLoCfodwT0
Cupid, please just die….
14 years ago at 10:21 pmJust take your pants off man. It’ll be fun.
14 years ago at 10:31 pmHuh? your ear’s hurting? well, go on into the examination room and take your pants off and I will be in there shortly
14 years ago at 11:21 pmThis is Sportscenter
14 years ago at 10:04 pmRIP Mr. Irwin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU0UFbxZDGM
14 years ago at 12:44 amSteve Irwin is a gdi
14 years ago at 9:42 am*was
14 years ago at 12:27 am^^ Still slammed more pussy than you ever will.
14 years ago at 5:15 pm^^^If you can fight crocs and get paid to travel around the world, I consider that pretty solid. Don’t give a shit if he is “GDI”
14 years ago at 3:37 amhey does anyone else think these videos are kind of like ESPN’s?
14 years ago at 10:06 pmsort of
14 years ago at 10:08 pmI can’t decide. Maybe if more people thought so, my opinion could be swayed.
14 years ago at 10:33 pmWell I don’t know about you guys, but I think there’s a bit of a resemblance.
14 years ago at 10:56 pmWell, if the camera angle after the “This is TFM” didn’t give it away, if you look close enough, you can see Kenny Mayne in the bathroom stall rubbing one out.
14 years ago at 11:21 pmI can’t possibly imagine an internship at TFM would look good on a resume.
14 years ago at 10:10 pmI can’t imagine your mom not looking good on my bedsume.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmYou can do better than that.
14 years ago at 10:31 pmWell, let’s see.
“Business Operations Internship, Grandex LLC, Summer 2012. Was intricately involved in operating all aspects of Grandex’s growing e-commerce operation, from inventory management and order fulfillment, to online advertising and marketing. Was also responsible for online content creation and syndication published to a daily-growing key market demographic.”
Sounds pretty legit to me, and hell, half of it was copied and pasted from their website. By the way, you’re welcome, intern.
14 years ago at 10:38 pm^ this guy should apply
14 years ago at 10:39 pmWell done Jon, well done
14 years ago at 10:42 pmI’d high five Jon M Fratsman if I could.
14 years ago at 10:53 pmThe field that I work in requires real business internships. I don’t know how it works down south these days, but good luck sniping a job in finance with this summer camp on your resume.
14 years ago at 11:12 pm^ How about you read this
14 years ago at 11:41 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/799730?page=3
Then go fuck yourself.
http://www.grandex.co/advertising/
If a company that is extremely well branded, in the consciousness of popular culture, and has an audience of 1.5 million people per month and over 80 million ad impressions monthly isn’t ‘real busness’ enough for you, I don’t know who the fuck you think you are.
14 years ago at 3:28 amFratitat, you’re right. There’s no money in hi-tech.
14 years ago at 7:16 amfratitat’s dad 25 years ago: “These computer box things will never catch on.”
14 years ago at 7:35 amYou guys are so adorable.
14 years ago at 9:21 amI don’t know why you think it’s smart to argue with the people that control your account.
14 years ago at 11:22 amYou make the mistake of assuming I give a fuck what happens to my TFM account.
14 years ago at 1:03 pmBecuase he interns for a company that is just so fuckin frat. He also probably drives his Tahoe to work, wearing a seersucker suit and sperrys, along with a bowtie. He also chugs Makers while he gives the frat point to his boss. Thats okay, his dad is the boss.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmReally, because they have information like as your email. If you are normal person, you have three emails; one for business, one for play and one for school. Your TFM account and Facebook account are most likely connected. Although Facebook seems like a harmless website, it does actually contain vital information regarding your identity. Most males between the age of 17-25 do not have their Facebook properly secured, which makes you are vulnerable to identity theft. Your basic Facebook information(name, current location, age, education) can lead to other information that can potentially ruin you. If you are pussy that keeps their facebook on a top privacy setting, they could just use an ordinary password cracker that uses basic algorithms to gain access to your email to get even more information. I didn’t say shit about the staff deleting your TFM account…
14 years ago at 1:55 pmI think thats enough crystal meth for one day, champ.
14 years ago at 3:07 pmEnough is never enough.
14 years ago at 3:27 pmSpoken like a true addict.
14 years ago at 9:57 pm^^well we know who won this argument…
14 years ago at 10:17 pm^ Absolutely. I did.
14 years ago at 12:03 amNot using soap. TFTC?
14 years ago at 10:19 pm