FAIL FRIDAY: Shit GDIs Say
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Jerking off at red lights. TFM.
–Georgia
Did you go to Drivers Ed with Pee-wee Herman?
Chicks are all into vampires these days, so when I go out I put fang caps on my teeth and wear a cape to pull funky ass. TFM.
–Florida
I’m sure that’ll work out for you.
Buff, cut, or no bid. TFM.
–Nevada
Damn right. You can’t have some unfit fucking slug in your frat, bro. Hard bodies only.
Keys are NF, so I got keyless entry and push-to-start installed last week. TFM.
–Michigan
Keys are NF? That’s how you justified those purchases?
6 grams, 7 bros, 8 cases, 9 pizzas, one weekend at the lake. TFM.
–North Carolina
You party like shit.
Hey GEEDS, don’t worry. If you take away my money, cars, boats, education, ability to pee in multiple butts, golf skills, great sense of style, slight drug addiction, huge tolerance for alcohol, great business and law connections and so much more then we are practically the same. TFM.
–Nevada
I just imagined some try-hard $30,000 millionaire at a $20 minimum bet blackjack table in Vegas saying this out loud and threw up on my desk.
I told my friend “Yeah emoticons are fucking stupid” and then texted his girlfriend a winky smiley face. TFM.
–Alabama
I bet you have a tiny winky.
Making our spring pledge class of 15 have an orgy with one disease-infested whorostitute. TFM.
–Texas
Woah. Pump the breaks.
Some guys look at her face first. Some guys look at legs. I wait for her to bend over and then sneak in for a whiff of how that backside smells. She doesn’t notice, and I get everything I need. TFM.
–Kansas
May God have mercy on your soul.
Too Bill Fucking Murray to care. TBFMTC.
–Arkansas
I said I wouldn’t let it happen, but I am. I’m going to have to make this into a t-shirt.
Great turnout at this “Snow Boots and Retard Suits” theme party.
Oh look a couple of fa…WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIS BACK?
Super High Geeds.
Someone took the time to stop and take a picture of this GDI trying to lure girls to his side with balloon animals.
Shit GDIs say “I’m TFM Intern, I’m frat.”
13 years ago at 5:06 pmCupid, has anyone rushed you yet?
13 years ago at 5:11 pmPhi Mu.
13 years ago at 5:12 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIdmCwAPpg
13 years ago at 5:12 pmWould you consider a change in scenery?
13 years ago at 5:14 pmCan I join your ranks?
13 years ago at 5:15 pm“I’m Roger_Dorn.”
13 years ago at 5:18 pmI’m Bacon.
13 years ago at 5:21 pm^Lies
13 years ago at 5:26 pmBacon – No bid.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmCupid – Instant initiation.
scoreeeee
13 years ago at 5:31 pmI’m Cupid
13 years ago at 5:34 pmAlright guys, I’ll be honest. I’m Alan.
13 years ago at 5:39 pm^ That’s not tue… That’ Impossible!
13 years ago at 5:47 pm^^^^^^^
13 years ago at 2:39 amAs big of a shame it is to admit it, Cupid is right and this Fail Friday sucked. And everyone of you are GDI’s for saying otherwise.
13 years ago at 4:58 amQueers
13 years ago at 5:08 pmRopersuckers
13 years ago at 5:12 pmI’m almost positive that is an albino black guy on the backs of those guys in the picture. Seriously.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmThe North Carolina one sound like a nice time. Not a rager per se, but I don’t think that’s what they were going for.
13 years ago at 7:33 pmYou talkin to yourself, boy?
13 years ago at 9:05 pm^^^YUP
13 years ago at 11:08 pmThat is the ugliest human being I’ve ever laid eyes on.
13 years ago at 2:45 pmIs there a chapter on Sig Ep that isn’t full of f.aggotry?
13 years ago at 5:08 pmNo. I don’t believe so.
13 years ago at 5:24 pmNot one that I have ever come across
13 years ago at 2:34 ama chapter ON Sig Ep?? nice job making no sense.
13 years ago at 7:38 amDon’t confuse “Balanced Man” with SigEp
This isn’t english class fuckface you knew what I meant.
13 years ago at 9:31 amABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
13 years ago at 5:08 pmHahahahahaha geeds. Sigep makes me feel queer just looking at them
13 years ago at 5:10 pmAs gay as that picture is you’re a pledge and have no place to speak on anything fratty. If you have time to post on TFM you’re not having a hard enough pledgeship
13 years ago at 11:25 pmHe’s not actually a pledge, or related to TKE for that matter. Just a very obvious observation.
13 years ago at 1:25 amOP needs to be at the back door with his hat in his hand.
13 years ago at 11:35 amThat picture has nothing on “Bloody Hell.”
13 years ago at 5:11 pmBloody Hell was the fail column a week or so ago… don’t read it while eating. or drinking.
13 years ago at 6:44 pmThat creature on that bottom tier’s back is gonna haunt my dreams forever.
13 years ago at 5:11 pm^That.
13 years ago at 5:24 pmnever go full retard.
13 years ago at 5:32 pm^This
13 years ago at 6:23 pm^^^^Those
13 years ago at 3:31 pmWhat is this, a Fail Friday for ants?
The Kansas one was funny.
13 years ago at 5:13 pm^nice
13 years ago at 8:26 amWow, just wow..
13 years ago at 5:14 pmRed lights generally take 45-120 seconds to turn green, you must finish quick if you get the job done. You must be one of those guys who stop for the yellow lights to get an extra 4.7 seconds(minimum time for yellow lights in the state of Texas). Slowing down for yellow lights. NF. Running a red/yellow light and plowing anything in your way. FaF.
13 years ago at 5:14 pmPlowing while running traffic lights, FaF.
13 years ago at 5:20 pmThanks for that useless information bro ^
13 years ago at 5:25 pmI thought it was pretty useful
13 years ago at 5:26 pmpretty useful I thought it was
13 years ago at 5:33 pmThere was some information in there that I found to be of mild level of usefulness, or at least I have come to believe.
13 years ago at 6:07 pmwhat the fuck happened here
13 years ago at 6:14 pm^^^^ Someone didn’t get the joke
13 years ago at 6:14 pm^ mother fucker. That was directed towards Fratty Lite
13 years ago at 6:15 pmtry a little bit harder next time Texas
13 years ago at 10:33 amSpending all that time breaking it down? NF
13 years ago at 12:06 pm