FAIL FRIDAY: Shit GDIs Say

Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Jerking off at red lights. TFM.
–Georgia

Did you go to Drivers Ed with Pee-wee Herman?

Chicks are all into vampires these days, so when I go out I put fang caps on my teeth and wear a cape to pull funky ass. TFM.
–Florida

I’m sure that’ll work out for you.

Buff, cut, or no bid. TFM.
–Nevada

Damn right. You can’t have some unfit fucking slug in your frat, bro. Hard bodies only.

Keys are NF, so I got keyless entry and push-to-start installed last week. TFM.
–Michigan

Keys are NF? That’s how you justified those purchases?

6 grams, 7 bros, 8 cases, 9 pizzas, one weekend at the lake. TFM.
–North Carolina

You party like shit.

Hey GEEDS, don’t worry. If you take away my money, cars, boats, education, ability to pee in multiple butts, golf skills, great sense of style, slight drug addiction, huge tolerance for alcohol, great business and law connections and so much more then we are practically the same. TFM.
–Nevada

I just imagined some try-hard $30,000 millionaire at a $20 minimum bet blackjack table in Vegas saying this out loud and threw up on my desk.

I told my friend “Yeah emoticons are fucking stupid” and then texted his girlfriend a winky smiley face. TFM.
–Alabama

I bet you have a tiny winky.

Making our spring pledge class of 15 have an orgy with one disease-infested whorostitute. TFM.
–Texas

Woah. Pump the breaks.

Some guys look at her face first. Some guys look at legs. I wait for her to bend over and then sneak in for a whiff of how that backside smells. She doesn’t notice, and I get everything I need. TFM.
–Kansas

May God have mercy on your soul.

Too Bill Fucking Murray to care. TBFMTC.
–Arkansas

I said I wouldn’t let it happen, but I am. I’m going to have to make this into a t-shirt.


Great turnout at this “Snow Boots and Retard Suits” theme party.


Oh look a couple of fa…WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIS BACK?


Super High Geeds.


Someone took the time to stop and take a picture of this GDI trying to lure girls to his side with balloon animals.

Shit GDIs Say:

Chaser to wash the horrible taste out of your mouth:

    1. Fratandfurious

      As big of a shame it is to admit it, Cupid is right and this Fail Friday sucked. And everyone of you are GDI’s for saying otherwise.

      13 years ago at 4:58 am
    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      I’m almost positive that is an albino black guy on the backs of those guys in the picture. Seriously.

      13 years ago at 5:27 pm
    2. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      The North Carolina one sound like a nice time. Not a rager per se, but I don’t think that’s what they were going for.

      13 years ago at 7:33 pm
    1. grandfrat

      a chapter ON Sig Ep?? nice job making no sense.
      Don’t confuse “Balanced Man” with SigEp

      13 years ago at 7:38 am
    1. Steve Pre

      As gay as that picture is you’re a pledge and have no place to speak on anything fratty. If you have time to post on TFM you’re not having a hard enough pledgeship

      13 years ago at 11:25 pm
    2. The Golden Fleece

      He’s not actually a pledge, or related to TKE for that matter. Just a very obvious observation.

      13 years ago at 1:25 am
    1. Morsel_PIKE

      Bloody Hell was the fail column a week or so ago… don’t read it while eating. or drinking.

      13 years ago at 6:44 pm
  1. TheCommodore

    That creature on that bottom tier’s back is gonna haunt my dreams forever.

    13 years ago at 5:11 pm
  2. FaFTexas

    Red lights generally take 45-120 seconds to turn green, you must finish quick if you get the job done. You must be one of those guys who stop for the yellow lights to get an extra 4.7 seconds(minimum time for yellow lights in the state of Texas). Slowing down for yellow lights. NF. Running a red/yellow light and plowing anything in your way. FaF.

    13 years ago at 5:14 pm
    1. Brose Cuervo

      There was some information in there that I found to be of mild level of usefulness, or at least I have come to believe.

      13 years ago at 6:07 pm