HotDamnDeltaGamm This no joke sounds awesome. My future husband should take notes. 14 years ago at 8:45 pm
J Fratpont Morgan Hold onto your assessment there, sparky. You still have yet to see her face. 14 years ago at 11:00 pm
^^If SECGreek can handle a “butter face” I guess I can too. But I must admit, these are uncharted waters for me. 14 years ago at 8:12 am
Haha nice Carolina. Also fuck that visor wearing coach son of bitch they call spurrier. 14 years ago at 10:17 pm
grandfrat ^oh that one guy who couldn’t hang in the big leagues? There’s something about his face… 14 years ago at 1:35 am
BROst beef sandwich Make her hand wash everything while she wears a colonial outfit. 14 years ago at 8:57 pm
South Georgia Style The only “push to start” she’ll have until I decide she can get the white Chevy Suburban 14 years ago at 9:44 pm
Will it make up for her lack of tits?
14 years ago at 8:38 pmAnd a maid to run it.
14 years ago at 8:42 pmThis no joke sounds awesome. My future husband should take notes.
14 years ago at 8:45 pmWhat’s your t-shirt size?
14 years ago at 8:46 pm^XXXL I believe.
14 years ago at 8:56 pmSmall of course:)
14 years ago at 9:16 pmI approve this slam.
14 years ago at 9:20 pmWell I’ll be damned if she ain’t a keeper.
14 years ago at 10:11 pmHold onto your assessment there, sparky. You still have yet to see her face.
14 years ago at 11:00 pmHer new washing machine, will be my washboard abs!!!
14 years ago at 7:01 am^^If SECGreek can handle a “butter face” I guess I can too. But I must admit, these are uncharted waters for me.
14 years ago at 8:12 amI don’t understand. You’ll already have a washing machine.
14 years ago at 8:52 pmHaha nice Carolina. Also fuck that visor wearing coach son of bitch they call spurrier.
14 years ago at 10:17 pm^oh that one guy who couldn’t hang in the big leagues? There’s something about his face…
14 years ago at 1:35 amMake her hand wash everything while she wears a colonial outfit.
14 years ago at 8:57 pmThe only “push to start” she’ll have until I decide she can get the white Chevy Suburban
14 years ago at 9:44 pmSuburbans FaF. White vehicles in general, TnaggerM.
14 years ago at 9:46 pmW. drives a white dually
14 years ago at 9:56 pm^ dually. TFTC
14 years ago at 12:38 amSuburban doesn’t offer push to start
14 years ago at 9:41 amIt’s been on the remote since ’08 you fuckin geed
14 years ago at 11:17 pmRemote start yeah, but you still have to put the key in
14 years ago at 3:28 pmDon’t forget to throw in a nice set of oven mitts.
14 years ago at 12:40 amReplace the word “have” with “be”.
14 years ago at 12:57 amRFM?
14 years ago at 2:10 amDon’t you mean your wife will “be” the best washing machine?
14 years ago at 3:52 amJust a bit late on that one
14 years ago at 9:58 am