Yeah nobody believes you. Dustin Johnson hits his 4 wood approx. 270 and I am assuming you are not as long as him or you would be on tour. That being said you must have been in a pretty shitty tournament if there was no one who could bomb it out 300+
Assuming that anyone who hits the ball farther than Dustin Johnson should be on tour, could be the single dumbest thing I’ve heard in my life. You have heard of retard strength, correct?
And then you hit some rails with the country club president and your CEO. b-b-b-b-b-b-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h TFTC then holler at some slams and some cougs
I bet I could out drive Walmart employees too…
14 years ago at 9:13 pmGetting beligerently drunk at a charity golf outing. RFM.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmI don’t think that’s wha…. Well, I’ll just let you figure this one out on your own.
14 years ago at 10:28 amPlowing the trophy girl with my wood.
14 years ago at 9:19 pm^
14 years ago at 10:55 amYeah nobody believes you. Dustin Johnson hits his 4 wood approx. 270 and I am assuming you are not as long as him or you would be on tour. That being said you must have been in a pretty shitty tournament if there was no one who could bomb it out 300+
14 years ago at 9:37 pmHe is in New Jersey so I’m willing to bet the competition was too busy tanning or buying stock in hair gel to get out that day
14 years ago at 9:48 pmAssuming that anyone who hits the ball farther than Dustin Johnson should be on tour, could be the single dumbest thing I’ve heard in my life. You have heard of retard strength, correct?
14 years ago at 10:30 amDamn cold for golf in “Joisy” for golf right about now
14 years ago at 9:43 pmlook at that sentence you just wrote again. Laps.
14 years ago at 9:46 pmHe’s too drunk for laps. Just needs to sit the next few out
14 years ago at 9:54 pmHahaha
14 years ago at 12:10 amHe’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmWhat’s this? It looks like he is going for a… Is that a pitching wedge?
14 years ago at 10:00 pmNo Mike, thats a lob wedge. I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now! He’s going for it.
14 years ago at 10:10 pmFailing to understand caddyshack references. NF
14 years ago at 12:43 amWinning the longest drive with morning wood. TFTC.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmHoly shit
14 years ago at 10:23 pm^^ best comment.
14 years ago at 1:50 amYou MUST be yolked
14 years ago at 10:48 pmnot really yolked, but more shredded.. ya know?
14 years ago at 7:49 amDid everyone else try to drive with their putters?
14 years ago at 10:51 pmNo, just you.
14 years ago at 10:31 amnice try geed.
14 years ago at 11:25 amSlicing your brand new Rocketballz driver 90 degrees into the clubhouse. TFM
14 years ago at 11:25 amonly because you are wwaaasssttteeeddd brah. In reality you are awesome at golf
14 years ago at 11:26 amAnd then you hit some rails with the country club president and your CEO. b-b-b-b-b-b-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h TFTC then holler at some slams and some cougs
14 years ago at 11:27 amDid you seriously just say brah?
14 years ago at 11:29 amyea? youve never been like:
“brah Im ssssooo wasted!”
or
“brah, check out the ta ta’s on the coug over there”
or
“brah, do these costas make me look frat?”
14 years ago at 11:33 am