"Officer, I've only had one beer." TFM.

    1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      I just thought you knew a huge whore with a double penetration fetish, who also happened to be a security guard.

      14 years ago at 9:54 pm
    2. better_than_you

      ^^Has to be. No badge and has a uncle tom lookin’ face…some nog out on parole got a part time security job so he can “stick it to whitey”

      14 years ago at 8:09 pm
  1. He’s not a security guard, look at his neck, he has a bowtie on, caption is a fraud.
    Faking a cool story. NF

    14 years ago at 3:42 pm
    1. GulfCoastFratLife

      You and the comment above you. Obviously not a security guard. It’s in quotations which means he said that to him but was too drunk to realize he was not an officer. Laps, both of you.

      14 years ago at 7:01 pm
    1. zfratstar

      1. KappaSigCU NF 2. It is the MOTHER FUCKING Bradbury because he is in my chapter.

      14 years ago at 8:39 am
  2. Hey Bro

    “Hey bro, go talk to that security guard and I’ll pretend he’s a cop and post this picture on TFM.”

    14 years ago at 5:35 pm
    1. Joeyholladay

      “Hey bro, I’m gonna make a novelty username on a website in hopes that someone finds me funny”

      14 years ago at 10:44 pm
    2. Hey Bro

      ^”Hey bro, I’m gonna spell holiday wrong in my username even though the username probably wasn’t taken.”

      14 years ago at 2:19 pm
  3. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

    Can we figure out a way to stop Hey Bro troll and blacked out troll from further raping this site and leaving behind traces of their inferior geed genetics? Intern, please execute a troll genocide as soon as possible.

    14 years ago at 10:07 pm