Professor asked if I had trouble parking the sailboat as I walked in late to class. TFM.

    1. Fuck Smart Cars

      Highly doubt you have your own yacht….. Try harder next time pal, I hear it always pays off

      14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. LPB_III

      Did he say he had a sailboat? No, his professor did. Reading at a 2nd grade level. TFTC?

      14 years ago at 10:09 am
    1. anon7472974648

      If anything, the Professor was trying to roast him for his clothing, but he took it as a compliment because of the sheer amount of frat in his attire.

      14 years ago at 7:03 pm
    2. Cupcake_depth_chart

      $1000 this kid goes to a dogshit Michigan college and was dressed like a try-hard homo during winter.

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    3. FrattinWithClass

      ^ I agree and said so above then the geed “broticulture” got all butt hurt. I guess some geeds don’t get humor.

      14 years ago at 8:54 am
    4. The Joke Briefer

      This clown probably goes to Michigan State, where it was 64 degrees yesterday and he got a boner because his pale, underachieving white trash ass could put on Sperrys and shorts and a polo he likely purchased from the Tanger Outlets. Instead of feeling humiliated by the Prof’s criticism he immediately felt joy at the prospect of turning this into a TFM. Dream big, sport.

      14 years ago at 9:35 am
    5. anon7472974648

      ^^^
      Bloomfield Hills > your shitty neighborhood
      ↓
      Me > you.

      28-14, 4 straight years.

      14 years ago at 10:25 am
    6. smart as fuck

      Can’t three way share the Big Ten Tournament Championship. Thanks for losing.
      Go State

      14 years ago at 7:53 pm