Pausing mid-slam to watch SportsCenter's Top 10. TFM.

    1. FratProphet93

      If you’re not homosexual, I’d like to know how you maintain an erection while watching oversized black men sweat and make physical contact with each other

      14 years ago at 6:18 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      Easy. Exploited labor makes my young conservative custard-cannon rock hard.

      14 years ago at 6:59 pm
    3. WtF_

      ^They’re making millions of dollars to play a game. I wouldn’t exactly call that exploited.

      14 years ago at 8:11 pm
    4. southerncostas

      They’re making too goddamn much for the pussy shit they’re doing. As soon as they make it to the pros its like they stop fucking trying

      14 years ago at 10:48 pm
    5. Danny Devitbro

      ^^ Actually black multi-millionaire athletes are exploited. Just ask Adrian Petersen.

      14 years ago at 2:55 am
    1. SECGreek

      You know that moment when you post something awfully stupid and you regret it, knowing that you’re about to get flamed harder than fried chicken? Yeah that’s happening right now.

      14 years ago at 3:43 pm
    2. UofA Frattastic

      What a fucking queer. The only reason I would ever do that would be if God himself told me too. Could anyone imagine pausing the slam, to check an app on your phone? She SHOULD get off your pathetic cock and walk out, assuming you are indeed, queer.

      14 years ago at 3:48 pm
    3. The Aristofrat

      UofA, please learn the English language before you start typing in it. To*

      14 years ago at 2:00 am
    1. grandfrat

      and it’s already been said, a couple posts up… so you’ll be running for a while, hoss

      14 years ago at 5:29 am
  1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

    Slamming your slams head into the tv when SportsCenter’s Top 10 is only black athletes.

    14 years ago at 7:09 pm
    1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      ^^^^No, just a lot of broken TVs. I regret not killing them though, because now i have my own sped slam army and It’s a handful. Fuckin Lebron.

      14 years ago at 2:20 am
  2. FratProphet93

    Pausing mid-slam to watch Gossip Girl with the slam because it’s her favorite show, and TIVOing the Sportscenter Top-10 that is concurrently being broadcasted to watch later because the slam doesn’t enjoy sports. RFM

    14 years ago at 8:24 pm