Abe Lincoln wearing a bow tie on the penny. TFM.

    1. funnymotherfucker

      ^^The United States one-cent coin, commonly known as the penny, is a unit of currency equaling one one-hundredth of a United States dollar.

      14 years ago at 6:54 pm
    2. ^Are you implying that there’s something wrong with being a racist? If so, you should know that you’re greatly outnumbered my friend… Actually if you aren’t racist you’re not my friend.

      14 years ago at 7:14 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      Sometimes I like to sit and stare at things, if I’m curious enough I’ll smell them too.

      14 years ago at 9:53 pm
    1. anon7472974648

      Aw, don’t feel too bad, little guy. You guys get an “A” for effort for your adorable little insurrection. It’s like the Little League team you played on: You might not have won, but hey, at least you had fun, right? Now c’mon, let your big brother up north take you out for an ice cream cone to make you feel better.

      14 years ago at 7:25 pm
  1. AlcoholEnthusiast

    There is absolutely nothing Frat about Abraham Lincoln. He started us on this path of destruction America is on now.

    14 years ago at 7:09 pm
    1. TallyFratMove

      He also planned on sending all those c.oons back to sand land but the United States had insufficient funds. Most people don’t know that.

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    2. fratyliteonthefratio

      It’s overlooked in the face of the civil war, but even back then the republican party was still fiscally very conservative and pro-Wall Street/free trade, which the Democrats were protectionist farmers. Somethings never change.

      14 years ago at 9:45 pm
    3. rockytop1

      @Tally….very true statement. Andrew Johnson tried to do the same thing, they wouldn’t leave because they liked it here more sadly. Now we have the North American Pavement Ape epidemic and occupy the White House. Honest Abe was tyrant who would be modern day liberal today both himself and General Sherman were tied to Comunist party affiliates in the North….NF.

      14 years ago at 6:45 am
    4. fratyliteonthefratio

      ^
      Shocking statements tying American presidents to the Communist Party. TFTC

      14 years ago at 9:45 am
    5. anon7472974648

      ^^ Suspending Habeus Corpus, a power explicitly given to the President during times of rebellion. Also, using emancipation and total war to crush an economy, keep Euro trash out, and put an end to a cute little uprising. TTyrantM

      14 years ago at 2:30 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      We president now!!! Fuck you honkey!!!!! Ooogggaaa booooooogga white wimmenZ!!

      14 years ago at 9:55 pm