Packing more koozies than pairs of underwear for Spring Break. TFM.

  1. purple_and_red

    Having a girl yak on your dick when getting head because your junk smells like a seafood dumpster. TFM.

    13 years ago at 12:24 pm
  2. TheCommodore

    I put koozies on my balls to keep them warm when it’s cold out. Judge all you want, you know you’re gonna start doing it now.

    13 years ago at 12:32 pm
  3. Hannibro Lecter

    If you’re on spring break and are indulging drinks (possibly sipping) to the point where you need a koozie to keep them cold you are a fucking pussy. chug all the liquor and fuck shit up

    13 years ago at 1:36 pm
  4. Douglas MacArthur

    Eat a dick…oh wait, shouldn’t say something like that to Dr. Lecter.

    13 years ago at 3:28 pm