Buzz_Frattington Drove sober to my daughter’s soccer game in my ’08 Prius. Walked away a winning dad. 14 years ago at 9:53 pm
Casey Franthony Drove drunk and hit a tree. Only killed 2 of my family. YOLO. 14 years ago at 11:01 pm
JamesWestfall Did the same thing. Now I’m bunkmates with Tyrone and have a prolapsed rectum!!! 14 years ago at 5:11 pm
Fuck Smart Cars Glad to hear that not everyone on here is a fucking pro golfer… Thank you for making it a little less fake, sir. 14 years ago at 11:38 pm
Accepted_to Fill U It was funny as shit regardless of whether it was real, go fuck yourself. 14 years ago at 12:20 am
Teddy__Brosevelt Calm down there, high school. Pretty sure he approved of this post too… 14 years ago at 11:00 am
Fuck Smart Cars ^^ I’m curious as to what it takes to be accepted to fill you. 14 years ago at 11:51 am
TakeALap Ohhhh hahahahahah I see what you meant now. Ha, slipped my mind the first 376 times I read it, but I got it guys! 14 years ago at 12:32 am
better_than_you ^Watermeon + Chicken + Kool Aid = Good. THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW DEKEMBE 14 years ago at 9:11 pm
Oh you’ve got to be shitting me…
14 years ago at 9:47 pmShhhh…..its funny cuz hes frat!
14 years ago at 9:54 pmPretty funny. Frat on.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmDriving drunk, it’s like a roller coaster but it’s free.
14 years ago at 10:09 pm^This guy gets it.
14 years ago at 3:10 amYou sly son of a bitch…
14 years ago at 9:52 pmAt least he’s not a sleezy asshole.
14 years ago at 1:48 pm^Boom!
14 years ago at 5:22 pmI take it as a compliment.
14 years ago at 6:08 pmWhat’s going on here?
14 years ago at 12:31 pm^^^^ *sleazy
14 years ago at 10:05 pmTake a lap.
Drove sober to my daughter’s soccer game in my ’08 Prius. Walked away a winning dad.
14 years ago at 9:53 pm^RFM, minus the gay Prius.
14 years ago at 11:52 amhahaha ^^^
14 years ago at 10:51 pm^lace em
14 years ago at 8:31 amLooks like you really made the mark on that one.
14 years ago at 9:54 pmYOURE IN ACACIA HAHAHAHAHAHA
14 years ago at 9:09 pmI laughed.
14 years ago at 10:58 pmlaughed, did I too
14 years ago at 11:13 pmI too, laughed.
14 years ago at 10:51 amI pooped.
14 years ago at 11:52 amPooped, did I too.
14 years ago at 3:17 pmI pooped too
14 years ago at 5:23 pmI pooped also.
14 years ago at 8:32 amDrove drunk and hit a tree. Only killed 2 of my family. YOLO.
14 years ago at 11:01 pmSo thats three family members for you! You’re on a roll
14 years ago at 11:34 pm^
14 years ago at 11:43 pmDid the same thing. Now I’m bunkmates with Tyrone and have a prolapsed rectum!!!
14 years ago at 5:11 pmThose who say YOLO should chug crude oil. Just saying
14 years ago at 6:34 pmGlad to hear that not everyone on here is a fucking pro golfer… Thank you for making it a little less fake, sir.
14 years ago at 11:38 pmIt was funny as shit regardless of whether it was real, go fuck yourself.
14 years ago at 12:20 amCalm down there, high school. Pretty sure he approved of this post too…
14 years ago at 11:00 am^^ I’m curious as to what it takes to be accepted to fill you.
14 years ago at 11:51 amTo drunk last night to understand what was going on.
14 years ago at 1:16 pm^The same thing it takes to get a bid from TKE…a pulse.
14 years ago at 3:19 pm^Guess we own your school as well. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:24 pmTjohndalyM
14 years ago at 11:39 pm^ Bob gets it.
14 years ago at 1:11 pmOhhhh hahahahahah I see what you meant now. Ha, slipped my mind the first 376 times I read it, but I got it guys!
14 years ago at 12:32 amCAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME?? DIKEMEBE A LITTLE SLOW :(((
14 years ago at 1:41 pm^Watermeon + Chicken + Kool Aid = Good. THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW DEKEMBE
14 years ago at 9:11 pm