German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we've won. I responded, "How many World Wars have you won?" TFM.

    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^he is less worse. If you call him better, he might get the idea that he is actually good at something.

      13 years ago at 1:51 pm
    2. PIKEpledge

      4.0 pre-med with a hot girlfriend and I’m rich. Life is fucking great! I’m just a troll who likes to piss you try-hards off.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    3. Frattylite1210

      ^^^^^^PRE-med and rich? pre-med isn’t a job therefore you aren’t making any money. So no you are not rich. 4.0 in pre-med? Pre-med isn’t a real degree it’s a track and if you fail the MCAT your fucked. Hot-girlfriend and hobby of proclaiming yourself a troll on TFM? I must assume you are using the following definition of hot: “creating a burning sensation, as on the skin or in the throat.”

      13 years ago at 11:38 pm
    4. WayfaringFratter

      ^We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

      13 years ago at 8:17 pm
    1. PatrioticValor

      Well played sir. Well played. Even though you are fucking pike. Take a half a lap.

      12 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ Here’s a thought. Maybe he grew up in Texas, and moved to bama to go to school.

      13 years ago at 12:10 am
    2. Davy Crockett

      I go to UT but my family is from Alabama. As you can imagine, the 2010 National Championship was a difficult time for me.

      13 years ago at 3:48 pm
  1. Rutherford B_Haze

    The only thing I learned in my study abroad was that Europe sucks a fat chode.

    13 years ago at 11:59 am
    1. brovandy

      Speaking from experience, Germany is fucking legit. The population is white,They make the best cars, and they have jack daniels and coke mixed in a can. Im all American, but saying Germany is ‘gay’ is a senseless comment

      13 years ago at 2:00 pm
    2. Ponies and Fleece

      Germany may be the best country in europe, but it still sucks, it has a female chancellor, the only thing worse than our One Big As Mistake America

      13 years ago at 2:31 pm
    3. all day everyday

      ^^^ No one is saying Germany is frat, just that it isn’t gay. There is some in-between, believe it or not.

      13 years ago at 2:54 pm
    4. Fratty the Broman

      Playing bier junge im Corpshaus of a studentenverbindung for more than two centuries. FAF

      13 years ago at 3:55 pm
    5. FortSumter

      Germany doesn’t have the strongest economy, it has the most EU dependent economy and the dependancy is a huge weakness.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
    6. brovandy

      The country has the fourth-largest by nominal GDP in the world. Is the world’s second largest exporter with $1.474 trillion,Of the world’s 500 largest stock market listed companies measured by revenue, the Fortune Global 500, 37 are headquartered in Germany. The only item they are dependent on is energy where as they import two thirds of it, but that sounds familiar doesnt it?

      13 years ago at 6:09 pm
    7. FortSumter

      Get real.
      They are in that position purely because of the weakness of the Euro, they’ve dragged countries into it kicking and screaming to hold the currency at a low value which is why they won’t let Greece leave it. If Greece and several other shit economies weren’t in the Euro then they wouldn’t be anywhere near as internationally competitive. If they had their own currency they wouldn’t be in the same position. Quote your wikipedia statistics all you want, its basic economics. Nothing that you said disproved what I said – my point still stands and is true, it has one huge weakness.

      13 years ago at 6:24 pm
    8. brovandy

      I was stating that GERMANY, not the whole EU has a solid economy. You do realize the euro is alot stronger than the dollar right now?(unfortunatly) And you still have not told me what that one weakness is.

      13 years ago at 6:35 pm
    9. FortSumter

      The weakness (as stated above) is that they are reliant on the Euro staying weak, on that basis they can be internationally competitive and rely on exports to fuel their economy. They have done this by pulling much weaker Mediterranean and Eastern European economies into the Euro currency. My point was and still is for the third time, that they are heavily reliant on the Euro staying weak, this is their dependancy. If a strong economy is one heavily reliant on the failure and or weakness of the surrounding economies then you are correct. In my opinion a strong economy wouldn’t be one so dependent on others.

      13 years ago at 6:44 pm
    10. PSK DamnProud

      ^^^^^ Whether the Euro is stronger or not (not for long), you do realize that everything is still measured in comparison to the dollar?

      13 years ago at 10:48 am